Monday, June 02, 2008

Keith Richards Isn't The Only One Snorting Ashes


When I read the article about Kurt Cobain's ashes being stolen from Courtney Love, I didn't believe it. Still don't. I actually think her daughter took the missing jewelry to wear at a party and that Courtney has been sniffing Kurt's ashes up slowly, but surely. Seriously. This is a woman who used to take the ashes with her everywhere she went. In her purse, on the plane, in a car, everywhere there were Sneetches near and far. She did it to feel closer to Kurt. What better way to feel closer than to snort them right up your nose. It is like having Kurt inside your body.

There really is no other explanation. Oh sure, I guess she could have let some people in her house and they could have made off with the jewels, but it would be pretty tough to throw Kurt's ashes up on ebay. I'm guessing someone might notice. Also, you could keep them in your house in your comic book drawer, but what good is it if you can't share your news? Not much. Nope, I'm convinced she snorted them, or already sold them to someone or signed a deal with the Franklin Mint that she forgot about.

"Yes, that's right for the first time ever you can get this limited edition Kurt Cobain coin. Each coin is embedded with ashes from Kurt Cobain and then sealed in."

You know what the sad thing is? The above sentence actually sounds like something she would do. If you would like to read more of Courtney's ramblings from this past week from her MySpace page, click here. (Thanks Kristen)


12 comments:

  1. hey maybe his ashes grew legs and walked away from this bitch.

    kinda like how his headless body got up and wiped his fingerprints clean from the gun.

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  2. Anonymous11:02 AM

    I just hope a true fan stole the ashes and will treat them with respect.

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  3. Anonymous11:22 AM

    Ent, they could try and ransom the ashes.

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  4. http://www.justiceforkurt.com/investigation/dmdpt/

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  5. wow jax, never thought i'd agree with you about anything!

    - just like he, after injecting a lethal dose of heroin, ROLLED DOWN his sleeve, CAPPED his syringe, placed it in a bag and zippered it closed

    - NEVERMIND Kill Allen Wrench admitted to killing him after being paid $50k by Courtney and THEN PASSED A LIE DETECTOR TEST

    - NEVERMIND the bank records showing deposits of large amounts of money from C.Love's bank account TO THE CORONER WHO PRONOUNCED HIS DEATH A SUICIDE AND REFUSE TO REOPEN THE CASE

    the list goes on - and guilt is slowly killing this murdering c-u-next-tuesday day by day - which is exactly what she deserves: a slow and painful death.

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  6. Meh I don't think she murdered him. Dude was a drug addict and out of his mind.

    No doubt however that Courtney Love's career started with a bang.

    She's nasty

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  8. wait, i never heard anything about large amounts of money being deposited from Courtneys bank account to the coroners?

    Whatever, anything I hear from Tom Grant or Hank Harrison I still believe is bullshit. Same with "Falling" James Moreland.

    Courtney is the Yoko of our generation. "She spent 20 years in the Dakota"

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  9. sweater- the amount of smack he injected was enough to od 3 people instantly so who needs a fingerprintless gun?

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  10. Read up on the deets jindi provided and you'll drop your chin into your lap.

    Scientology style craziness that only Courtney could have gone through with.

    Kurt had been talking to people about leaving Courtney.

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  11. Oh Kirsten, you masochist you. I'll leave the reading her crap to someone with a stronger sense of self flagellation than I.

    Cortney Love is one of the most useless bags of batshit crazy on the planet. Other than I don't think she has as many STDs as parasite, they'd be tied.

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  12. there's a new reality show right there.

    "Moment of truth- you killed my parent addition" starring Frances Bean, OJ's kids and Danielynn.

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