Jillian Grace Is Spawning A Spade
First of all I have a tough time swallowing that David Spade actually has sex with women. More correctly I should say I have a tough time saying that women are allowing David Spade to have sex with them, and apparently unprotected sex at that. Former Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace confirmed she is having David Spade's baby. David who basically had a one night stand with Jillian has been reluctant to confirm he is the father and I can see why.
Anyone who has sex with David Spade will obviously have sex with just about anyone and therefore if I were Spade I would be cautious. That, combined with the fact that he probably didn't even know what to do when he was given the opportunity to have sex makes this that much more surprising.
According to In Touch, the pair don't even speak to each other but are trying to come to some type of child support agreement before the baby is born in late summer. In case you were curious or just love traffic accidents, Spade is 43 and Jillian is 22. Jillian is expecting a daughter.
They look alike. **shudder**
ReplyDeleteShe looks like that chick in 40-Year-Old Virgin...the "in the butt" chick.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but LMAO at that picture.
ReplyDeleteNice outfit. Really highlights her assets.
ReplyDeleteNice outfit. Really highlights her assets.
ReplyDeleteOops. Sorry for the double post.
ReplyDeleteYep, the pearls really class-up the outfit don't they?
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine why a 22 year old would have a baby from a one night stand and a guy she doesn't even speak to now.
Oh ya, let's all sing it together....
"It Must Be The Money"
Eeeewwwwww
ReplyDeletespade gets erections? has he even hit puberty?
ReplyDeleteTHE GOLDDIGGERS CHRONICLES:
ReplyDeleteBe called ugly all your life, save up all your money, get a boob (instert additional plastic surgery of your choice), pose for Playboy, hang out at the Mansion, f*ck a "celebrity," make sure you poke a hole in the condom, have said celebrities baby, never hoe... OOPS I MEAN work again
has anyone considered that she doesn't beleive in abortion or just wants a baby? not everyone/everything is about money.
ReplyDeleteif that were true mmmmmmmmm they wouldn't be discussing child support before the child is even born/determined his.
ReplyDeleteHmmm usually when someone does not believe in abortion, one quietly goes and gives up their child for adoption.
ReplyDeleteHowever telling the MEDIA that you are preggers wtih a "celebrity's" child and then discusing child support arrangements, kind of disputes that you are in this because you just want a baby.
Wow. He's the biggest celebrity she could land for a night, I suppose. That top kills me.
ReplyDeleteIf David Spade was a transvestite, he woul look just like that photo.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no. You guys are all missing out on the delicious nougaty center of all this controversy.
ReplyDeleteThis chicky-babe used to date PAULY SHORE.
No, for real.
So, David was a step up for her then. Way to go, girl.
ReplyDeleteSeriously?
ReplyDeleteSo, um, her issues might be clinical at this point, and she should just not be allowed to procreate!
I mean, going from Pauly Shore to David Spade. Well, nothing like keeping your expectations low, eh?
Pauly baby was probably smart enough to pack his own jimmy hats. ;)
Yep. Seriously. She really dated Pauly Shore. No kidding.
ReplyDeleteThe Pauly Shore thing reminds me of the episode of "Futurama" where they bring Fry's ex-girlfriend through the time machine, and she ditches him (again, 3000 years later) for Pauly Shore.
let's see should i have a baby with an annoying entitled lil bitch from Encino man or the annoying lil self depracating prick from Just shoot me.
ReplyDeletefuck it, i hear Carrot Top is hung.
I think it's pretty common knowledge that Spade is a member of The Big Bat Club along with Johnny Depp, Tommy Lee and Milton Berle, (RIP).
ReplyDeleteI don't live in the TMZ and I'm aware of THAT!
LOL it's not just me, right, she is horribly unattractive for a playmate?
ReplyDeleteWell its not as big a coup as having Mick Jagger's baby, that's fer sure.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Ent knows things about David Spade that make him dislike him the way he does...but I guess I'm just happier not to know them, b/c I'm probably the sole reader that likes him. I guess more so the silly petite Finch on Just Shoot Me...for real, I love that show! vs. the haggard cradle robber he is now.
ReplyDeleteOk - first off, girl is fugly and has bad taste in *ahem* clothing.
ReplyDeleteSacond, has no one in Hollyweird heard of "condoms"? "Birth control pills", "Depo_Provera", "IUD's"? What's with all the baby-making? Spade's a dumbass & deserves his upcoming bankruptcy for not wrapping it up before he stuck it in.
"Second" - sorry but this kind of stupidity makes me type too fast.
ReplyDeleteDamn it Jax, U just made me spit my Sleepy Time tea all over my screen. And I don't think my Eee PC is impermeable...
ReplyDeleteBut at least I got to LMAO, so it was worth it, right? Right?
I wonder if my sleeping family would mind if I turned on the hair dryer this late at night...
amy, you are NOT alone! i love david spade!
ReplyDeleteso he bedded a playmate (what guy wouldn't want the bragging rights) and got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? at least he's gonna "man up" about it.
yay bionic bunny! I'm glad to have a kindred spirit here. Did you/do you watch Just Shoot Me? I still love the reruns.
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