I've Lost All Respect For Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham goes up and down on my whether or not I like her meter. Not up and down on my meter as in something sexual because that would be wrong. She's married and has kids and would probably pop and blow up like a balloon if someone actually touched her.

No, what I'm talking about is that sometimes she does such a good job of selling herself that I start to like her. I do this in spite of the fact that she continues to be the worst tipper in LA, is friends with Katie Holmes, blamed everyone but herself when her clothing line bombed, and never smiles unless she is getting paid.

But now I don't think there is any way she can be redeemed because, get ready for it, she had sex repeatedly with Corey Haim. I know. And guess what? He dumped her. I didn't even know they had a serious thing and she had been f**king him on a daily basis and took him to meet the parents and everything. I guess this story first made the rounds last year, but I didn't see it. I think Corey wasn't happy either because he is the one who is running out giving interviews everywhere just talking about this and their relationship.

Haim says they were soul mates even though he couldn't stand the way she kissed, hated her band, hated her friends and hated anything she liked. Yep, that is the definition of soul mates. Looked it right up in the delusional addict dictionary.

This all took place in 1995 and as I recall Corey Haim was probably at his most f**ked up at that point so to think Victoria was doing the nasty with him is pretty damn sad. Did the other Corey come watch? God I hope she used protection. No, not for her sake, but if they didn't, then when she and David finally do break up he is going to be forced to date people who have whatever Corey has/had and have to sleep with people like Lindsay and Paris. Can you imagine David and Paris?

Paris could have four kids with that Benji dude and have been married for years and if David Beckham made a move on her she would walk out on all that in a second with no turning back.