Monday, June 16, 2008

I've Lost All Respect For Victoria Beckham


Victoria Beckham goes up and down on my whether or not I like her meter. Not up and down on my meter as in something sexual because that would be wrong. She's married and has kids and would probably pop and blow up like a balloon if someone actually touched her.

No, what I'm talking about is that sometimes she does such a good job of selling herself that I start to like her. I do this in spite of the fact that she continues to be the worst tipper in LA, is friends with Katie Holmes, blamed everyone but herself when her clothing line bombed, and never smiles unless she is getting paid.

But now I don't think there is any way she can be redeemed because, get ready for it, she had sex repeatedly with Corey Haim. I know. And guess what? He dumped her. I didn't even know they had a serious thing and she had been f**king him on a daily basis and took him to meet the parents and everything. I guess this story first made the rounds last year, but I didn't see it. I think Corey wasn't happy either because he is the one who is running out giving interviews everywhere just talking about this and their relationship.

Haim says they were soul mates even though he couldn't stand the way she kissed, hated her band, hated her friends and hated anything she liked. Yep, that is the definition of soul mates. Looked it right up in the delusional addict dictionary.

This all took place in 1995 and as I recall Corey Haim was probably at his most f**ked up at that point so to think Victoria was doing the nasty with him is pretty damn sad. Did the other Corey come watch? God I hope she used protection. No, not for her sake, but if they didn't, then when she and David finally do break up he is going to be forced to date people who have whatever Corey has/had and have to sleep with people like Lindsay and Paris. Can you imagine David and Paris?

Paris could have four kids with that Benji dude and have been married for years and if David Beckham made a move on her she would walk out on all that in a second with no turning back.

14 comments:

  1. You had respect for Posh? I think you are the only one left!! LOL Her banging Corey Haim makes me barf in my mouth a little. Actually a lot.

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  2. wtf? theres a lot wrong with this hook up.

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  3. I thought this was the answer to a BI a couple weeks ago, pop star has kids with famous father who doesn't know one child is not his, and the real father just found out and is pushing for visitation. I don't think Victoria's oldest is even near 12 years old yet is he?

    I'm half out of it from allergy medication, so I may just be blathering away.

    Anyone?

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  4. He looks like all the douche bags that hang out in our local taverns. TOTAL LOSERS!

    And she, she is just another skank ho who is famous for being skinny. She does nothing important. Contributes nothing important. She looks like fricken' alien.

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  5. Sorry, but I still like her. I'd hate to be judged by who I used to date. Who here hasn't dated a loser once or twice?? (or in my case, too many to count).

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  6. He was such a cute kid. He should be the poster boy for why kids need to avoid drugs.

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  7. Anonymous11:35 AM

    califblondy said...
    Who here hasn't dated a loser once or twice??

    How true.

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  8. I've definitely dated my share of losers, so I won't rag on her for that. Damn, he really was so cute back in the Lost Boys days.

    If this is all true, I wonder if she partook on some drug binging with him. Ooooh, how "edgy" of her would that be.

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  9. Agree with Califblondy. I actually feel a bit sorry for Vicki. Who the hell would want THAT piece of trash in their background?

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  10. I still love her. Unless they get video of her with Amy, Pete and a kitten.

    Oh and I don't date loser's...I marry them. lmao

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  11. I marry them

    I hear ya.

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  12. god i'd be embarassed by this shit!

    oh we all have a loser in our past, what else would we talk about over bellinis?

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  13. lollllll what year did she start dating Beckham?

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  14. This guy IS the poster boy for just saying no. I'm surprised they even knew each other; just wouldn't have put these two together ever.
    Only Lost Boy for me was Billy Wirth.

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