It's About This Big

So, there certainly seems to be something funny going on here. On the one hand you have Verne Troyer suing TMZ for $20M saying that his reputation was damaged, and on the other hand you have his current, still live-in girlfriend on radio and television morning shows talking all about the sex tape and Mini-Me's Mini-Me. In an interview with a Tampa morning show Ranae Shrider said it was proportionate for a man 2 foot 8. Well what does that mean exactly? So, it is about half size? Are we comparing it to someone who is average or some well below the average like me?

Anyway, she says the sex tape was stolen from their apartment. Nothing else was stolen except the tape which was marked Sex-Tape, Please Steal Me.

I think the only reason Verne Troyer sued anyone is that he was pissed that his sex tape was only worth $100,000. By the time you get done with taxes, agents and Ranae, there isn't going to be much of that left. So, instead he sues TMZ for more money then he has earned or will earn in his life, and seems to forget that his reputation isn't that stellar anyway.

My guess is that if someone raises that $100,000 to about $250,000 that all of a sudden the stolen tape will be promoted non-stop by Verne and the lawsuits will just magically disappear.