Monday, June 09, 2008

The Fights Must Have Been Impressive


In her divorce filing last month, Jennifer Murray, the estranged wife of actor Bill Murray made it seem like she was a little angel herself and that Bill was the big bad demon who was abusive, an addict, a cheater and all around ass. Jennifer on the other hand, always wore white, never cussed, smoke, or drank, and welcomed people to her front door with cool refreshments.

Well according to the NY Post, Murray did have some visitors to her house back in March. Twice. Seems that police were called to the home twice that day because Jennifer was tanked to her eyeballs in booze. In the first call, police responded to neighbors complaints that Jennifer was screaming constantly at her children. I'm seriously doubting that these homes shared a common wall. They are probably separated by a fairly large distance so she must have been really letting those kids have it to be that pissed. They must have been watching Stripes.

When the police got there, Jennifer slammed the door in their faces. Unlike in COPS, where they would have tased her ass, they just left. Later that night the cops came out again, this time because all the kids had run to a neighbor's home because Jennifer was on a rampage. Apparently the kids were performing Caddyshack in the basement and she went violent in a hurry. According to the kids, she became physical with them. No charges were filed.

Bill wasn't home at the time, but I bet when these two both got to drinking, it must have been a war. I'm sure the kids will be fine though. No lasting effects from that type of household. Please.


15 comments:

  1. I know that area well. Big mansions with big property. You'd have to be pretty loud to have the neighbors hear it.

    Poor kids. I grew up with a shouting hitting alkie dad, and it's no picnic.

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  2. And the fact that the cops left and THEN returned later. Any other person would have been tased, CPS'ed and locked up.

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  3. Sorry to hear that Moonmaid.

    Where's CPS? Who else could shut the door on the cops and get away with it? I've always loved Bill Murray and was bummed to hear he's such an ass. I guess the wife isn't much better.

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  4. I just hope Bill isn't as bad as she makes him out to be because I love him.

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  5. Anonymous11:56 AM

    Another dysfunctional family.

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  6. Bill needs to man up and get the children out of the house.

    And I'm not one for hitting women, but in this case, Mrs. Murray needs to kiss a 2 x 4. What a jerk.

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  7. ya where was CPS?
    they need to take those kids out of that house before it becomes a real life groundhog day, get up listen to mom scream, get hit, go to bed...get up, listen to mom scream....

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  8. Bill's no saint, folks, trust.

    It's kind of a shame these two are splitting, they sound perfect for one another. It's a damn shame there are kids involved.

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  9. Like marries like and apparently Bill married his. Now the kids are caught in the middle.

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  10. Wow. I didn't think this could get any messier. The part about Jennifer getting violent with the kids for performing a skit about Caddyshack is extremely sad.
    How old are the kids?
    blerg.

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  11. Well.. I think I said it in my original post about Mr & Mrs Murray's divorce .. but there are usually two sides to every divorce story. They are both sad, they are both usually quite human and usually terribly painful for everyone involved. I just hope everyone gets a little therapy and can heal from this.

    I have been in the same shoes as the Murray's marriage wise and got there because I was in the Murray's kids shoes to begin with. Therapy can help insure everyone gets healthy and stays that way.

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  12. I took playing Caddyshack to mean they were smoking some of Dad's homegrown wacky weed.

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  13. I am very sad to see this post right before my Bill Murray-a-thon of What About Bob? and Lost in Translation. I will soldier on, but I'll enjoy it just a little bit less.

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  14. Why don't they ever show Meatballs on RV?
    I LOVE that moovie.

    "We are the C.I.T.s so pity us...
    The kids are brats the food is hideous..."

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  15. 4 sons ranging in age from 7 to 15. Adults know better; shame on them. SHAME ON THEM!

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