A Few Words About Justin Timberlake And Trace Ayala
For those of you clever enough to have found my Facebook page,. (Yes, it does exist and there is even a photo. Try enty lawyer) then you know that the situation between Justin Timberlake and Trace Ayala has been weighing on my mind heavily lately. Not like flooding in the Midwest or the inadequacy of our infrastructure here in the United States to handle rain, but still weighing heavily. I would say that on the scale it is about equal to deciding whether I should have Tommy's or In-N-Out for lunch today.
Justin and his "business partner" have basically kept quiet about their personal life until now. Seems that Trace gave an interview to In Touch and is not something you want to read while you are eating.
“I see the kid naked all the time, so if he is wearing a Speedo, I’m like ‘Yeah! He actually has clothes on!’”
The Speedo Trace is referring to is the one Justin is wearing in The Love Guru. That being said, do they take turns reenacting Zoolander without clothes on or something. Why on earth would Justin be walking around Trace naked all the time? Preening? Does Trace return the favor? Do they set up a webcam with Diddilypiddily and watch each other wax their balls?
Think this is bad? How about this? Jessica Biel helps Justin and Trace with their denim designs. Yep, the two are always running around squealing when they come up with some new denim design that will just drive the boys wild. They then call the boys over and have a runway show. The crotchless overalls are a big crowd pleaser. Not a big seller, but a big crowd pleaser.
Justin and his "business partner" have basically kept quiet about their personal life until now. Seems that Trace gave an interview to In Touch and is not something you want to read while you are eating.
“I see the kid naked all the time, so if he is wearing a Speedo, I’m like ‘Yeah! He actually has clothes on!’”
The Speedo Trace is referring to is the one Justin is wearing in The Love Guru. That being said, do they take turns reenacting Zoolander without clothes on or something. Why on earth would Justin be walking around Trace naked all the time? Preening? Does Trace return the favor? Do they set up a webcam with Diddilypiddily and watch each other wax their balls?
Think this is bad? How about this? Jessica Biel helps Justin and Trace with their denim designs. Yep, the two are always running around squealing when they come up with some new denim design that will just drive the boys wild. They then call the boys over and have a runway show. The crotchless overalls are a big crowd pleaser. Not a big seller, but a big crowd pleaser.
Ha- I wonder how many Facebook friend requests poor Enty is going to get now...
ReplyDeleteCount me as #1
:)
:(
ReplyDeleteNow Enty will have so many friends, he won't have time for my impromptu chats...
LOL!
To quote Dr. Hannibal Lechter,
ReplyDelete"they were lovers, you see"
lol
I wonder if this is how he's gotten a hold of all those reader photos. He combs through all of our profiles.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, I'm a whore.. I asked to befriend him. Never would've thought to look him up on facebook.
me too. hee heeeee
ReplyDeleteEnt, there is no way that's a real pic of you! But it cracked me the hell up!
ReplyDeleteAw EL what sad sacks photobucket account did you gleam that one from? lol
ReplyDeleteSo, there is really no anonymity now that we're all facebook friends with Ent. Oops.
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Gotta love that pic. Damn if only you could have posted a real one of you, you're not that bad looking a fella. :)
ReplyDeletegossip - you've seen the real ent? I just assumed he was a cyborg at this point. Some sort of internet-crawling robot. ;)
ReplyDeletebig sur - except we don't know where most of each other live. Most of the canadians haven't added him yet.
Well if you figure out who the Enty's real identity a pic or two might be on the net. Heh.
ReplyDeleteSo, there is really no anonymity now that we're all facebook friends with Ent. Oops.
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ya thanks a whole bunch.
I know this might seem... I don't know, homophobic isn't the right word. Maybe un-P.C.
ReplyDeleteBut Justin Timerblake is such a little faygeleh.
I just asked my husband, and he said that the only time he's seen any man naked outside of the gym locker room was the high school locker room.
I think the reason Justin is always naked is because he has a constant string of girls lined up to service him. I know some people get the gay vibe from him, but I've heard a lot more stories about him bedding tons of women on tour. (He makes them all sign a confidentiality agreement first.)
ReplyDeleteDNFROMMN:
ReplyDelete"Open the pod bay door, Ent!!"
Hee hee! It's pouring, our office's power went down and so happy hour started early....
dnfrommn - and how would you know that (about us Canadians)? ;)
ReplyDeleteI just checked with one of our Facebook guys (FB is a client, and we have a team here in the office) to see if I could poke someone without exposing my real identity, and he said no, that I'd have to create a new "identity." So, bigsur, dn, jax - is there a way?
No, I am the worst. I JOINED facebook just to see the damn picture, though I suspected it would be something like this, dammit!
ReplyDeleteNo, I am the worst. I JOINED facebook just to see the damn picture, though I suspected it would be something like this, dammit!
ReplyDeleteDid the same thing, notvoting. Hell, I never use the MySpace I already had, now what am I gonna do with a Facebook account?
ReplyDeleteIgnore them both.
Now I know a few of your real names.
ReplyDeleteBut since Ent won't reveal his name to me, I won't reveal mine. So I won't add you. Even though you're so sexy.
Enty, go to Tito's.
ReplyDeleteNot even going to address anything else in this post.
My daughter has an account I peaked--Enty, you are a real looker-much better than I thought.
ReplyDeleteand, is a "business partner" like a "personal trainer"?
LMAO Ent. Facebook.
ReplyDeleteThis could explain why JT supposedly wrote such a bitchy song (What Goes Around) about Elisha Cuthbert, I guess.
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