Thursday, June 19, 2008

David Beckham In Touch With His Feminine Side



David Beckham is quite possibly one of only a handful of athletes that I have ever heard talking publicly about his feminine side. In the launch of his new porn, I mean underwear campaign, he was asked whether he actually wore the Armani underwear he is seen posing in. His reply?

“I always wear the Armani underwear,” Beckham said. “I’ve worn it in every game since joining the Galaxy.” He loves the Emporio Armani underwear “because it is comfortable. It’s masculine but it has that feminine side.”

Wow. The guys in the locker room are going to give him crap about that last part. I'm happy that he is happy. I didn't know he enjoyed the feeling of wearing a feminine pair of underwear. Perhaps he and Victoria share clothes at home? Maybe he wears his hair so short so he can wear wigs and they can play dress up together.

Perhaps I am jealous of his body? Oh, I am for sure. Not just of his body. Hell. His life. I do know that if I wore those underwear though that I would look ridiculous and that wearing clothes over them wouldn't help. I do think someone should find a bunch of guys my size or just average size and have them all pose the same way Becks does and then see how many pairs they sell.

I know none of you are actually reading this because you are all right clicking on the photos. I got it, I got it.


27 comments:

  1. Ha! My friends and I had a (very heated) discussion last night about whether footballers are a bunch of pussies. (After seeing the YouTube's of their slap fights, I was on the "yes" side.)

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  2. Anonymous9:54 AM

    Wonder if Beckham plays both sides of the fence LOL. Sure sounds like it.

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  3. Anonymous9:54 AM

    i don't know.....i can appreciate the body - but every time he opens his mouth - the voice kills me...its so HIGH pitched . Just doesn't do it for me....i guess if he could shut up and just look good LOL

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  4. canada chick: OH, it's the WORST, isn't it? Put him right up there with Mike Tyson: male athletes who sound like Minnie Mouse when they talk. Ugh.

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  5. @canada chick...soooo true. I have to mute the tv or radio every time he speaks. It's just wrong.

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  6. Does he really sound like Minnie Mouse when he talks? I've never heard a sound clip of his voice.

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  7. Is he wearing Armani socks too?

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  8. these photos have been passed around our office all morning .. we are trying to get up the nerve to make them our scrolling screensavers .. with a little depp thrown in for good measure!

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  9. The good thing about David Beckham, except that he actually is (was?) a really good football(ok americans, soccer :P)-player, is that he doesn't seem to be into all that macho stuff. Macho is boring.

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  10. love this guy for that reason exactly.. he doesn't give a shit he likes fashion!

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  11. @notachance:
    LOLOLOL!!!!! Yes, at least one pair, from the looks of things!!!

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  12. I wouldn't mind if he touched my feminine side...

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  13. I'm not a fan of blondes, but if he keeps his mouth shut I would TOTALLY hit that.

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  14. pre-plastic surgery Beckham:

    (still cute there)

    http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007841.html

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  15. Oh hello penis bulge

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  16. is it friday yet? drooooool.... :)

    and why would ent want to be married to victoria?

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  17. The site has it wrong. No veneers, but he did whiten his teeth. he didn't shorten the space been his upper lip & nose - it's just the angle of the photo and the nose job is minimal if at all. I'm betting he didn't have a nose job. Again, camera angle. Look at the 1996 photo - this was supposedly pre nose job.

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  18. I don't care if he talks like my 80 year old grandmother....I'd like to crawl ALL over him...luv luv LOVE him...

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  19. hasn't he only played like...3 games for the galaxy?

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  20. call me crazy, but i dont get the david becks thing...sure, he's aesthetically pleasing, but that's far from sexy/hot. sure he's rich and all, but he didn't earn it- he's played in like, what, 3 games this year? and yeah he's fit, but he's also the girliest man i've ever heard of- i'd feel like a lesbian if i dated him. he's a loser. you have all this money? do something helpful with it instead of buying mansions and expensive gas-guzzling cars. get a fucking clue is my 2 cents.

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  21. I doubt he knows how to change the oil in his car and therefore, he's a PUSSY.

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  22. marisa- he does more for charities than a lot of athletes out there AND donated a shit load to the Madeline Mccan fund. 1M sterling i beleive. not to mention the tons of PSA's and his soccer camp for inner city kids.
    so he has a fucking clue.

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  23. As long as I don't hear him speak, I'm all good with the Becks.

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  24. jax-

    my b.

    fondly yours,
    marisa

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  25. No plastic surgery there, just a better hair cut, better lighting, a nice tan, and he lost his baby fat.

    Becks is fiiiiine! Wish he would lose the insect wife, tho.

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  26. Anyone who hasn't heard what Beckham sounds like should just think of the Geico gecko. Beckham could have been paid to do those commercials because he sounds exactly like him.

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  27. Actually Victoria Beckham said something about David liking to wear her panties around the house. About 10 years ago or so..

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