I know guys tend to have different sexual urges then us gals, but I would think movie stars would eventually reach the point where they're bored with all the chicks who try to pick them up. When you weigh the trouble of having to get rid of them after, is the sex always worth it?
Jack was bisexual, and he used to fuck and suck Milton Berle, who had an enormous schlong. Bobby also liked to get fucked up his ass from time to time by young Justice Department lawyers. Jack's death was a Mafia hit. Joe DaMaggio paid Sirhan Sirhan to shoot Bobby because Bobby killed Marilyn Monroe when she threatened to tell Ethel that Bobby was fucking her. I killed that cunt Mary Joe K. after she threatened to tell my wife that I was fucking her. I held her underwater in my car until I knew she was strangled, then I left. Fuck her and fuck her mother too. Willie Smith raped that trailer trash slut Patty Bowman. I know because I watched it. I miss going out drinking and scoring cooze with Willie.
Dead Kennedy, Cousin Willy has done this to lots of women, it's his modus operendi. Makes a Dead Kennedy proud, especially because he is the son of a Kennedy Sister, not a Kennedy Brother!
I thought Clooney and Larson were part of the blind about the women hinting to the guy's folks that there might be children on the way -- would you say that if there were NO sex involved? Or does GC simply not have sex with his celeb gfs?
Leo DiCaprio. Clooney "dates" a lot of women under the radar just so he can have sex with them. Until Larson, he usually kept his girlfriends private. This guy sounds like he parades the women around. Giselle, anyone?
Shia LeBouf. He's been seen making out with guys in bars. It's not that big of a secret, but his agent wants him to appear straight so it doesn't screw up his career.
uhm....clooney?
ReplyDeleteI know guys tend to have different sexual urges then us gals, but I would think movie stars would eventually reach the point where they're bored with all the chicks who try to pick them up. When you weigh the trouble of having to get rid of them after, is the sex always worth it?
ReplyDeleteUm...that's vague. This could be, like, half of Hollywood, no?
ReplyDeleteCould we at least get an age range?
ReplyDeleteZac Efron was the first to come to mind - but you all are right, it could be pretty much anybody.
ReplyDeleteAbe Vigoda.
ReplyDeleteEnty... Do you read these?
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ReplyDeleteJack was bisexual, and he used to fuck and suck Milton Berle, who had an enormous schlong. Bobby also liked to get fucked up his ass from time to time by young Justice Department lawyers. Jack's death was a Mafia hit. Joe DaMaggio paid Sirhan Sirhan to shoot Bobby because Bobby killed Marilyn Monroe when she threatened to tell Ethel that Bobby was fucking her. I killed that cunt Mary Joe K. after she threatened to tell my wife that I was fucking her. I held her underwater in my car until I knew she was strangled, then I left. Fuck her and fuck her mother too. Willie Smith raped that trailer trash slut Patty Bowman. I know because I watched it. I miss going out drinking and scoring cooze with Willie.
ReplyDeleteDoes "Hollywood heart-throb" imply non-British?
ReplyDeleteSaw at another gossip site that it is George Clooney.
ReplyDeleteIt's true, Clooney whispered it in my ear.
ReplyDeleteClooney.
ReplyDeleteProbably Clooney but Seacrest popped into my head first.
ReplyDeleteSeacrest is no heart throb. dead kennedy, a little late taking those meds today?
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha Seacrest as a heart-throb made me giggle.
ReplyDeleteSupposedly, it's Clooney. But I would think that tramp Sara Larson would have spilled the beans by now.
ReplyDeleteSeacrest cannot even come up on the radar for this one. He is not a heartthrob to anyone....but himself and Dick Clark.
ReplyDeleteDead Kennedy, Cousin Willy has done this to lots of women, it's his modus operendi. Makes a Dead Kennedy proud, especially because he is the son of a Kennedy Sister, not a Kennedy Brother!
ReplyDeleteOrlando Bloom?
ReplyDeleteKeanu Reeves.
ReplyDeleteI thought Clooney and Larson were part of the blind about the women hinting to the guy's folks that there might be children on the way -- would you say that if there were NO sex involved? Or does GC simply not have sex with his celeb gfs?
ReplyDeleteI always suspected Clooney.
ReplyDeleteAnd I liked Dead Kennedy from Monday better.
John Mayer
ReplyDeleteLeo DiCaprio. Clooney "dates" a lot of women under the radar just so he can have sex with them. Until Larson, he usually kept his girlfriends private. This guy sounds like he parades the women around. Giselle, anyone?
ReplyDeleteBEN AFFLECK!11!!!
ReplyDelete*too soon?*
Never, c17.
ReplyDeleteIf you hadn't said it c17, I was going to. Assfleck!!!! Yeehaw!!
ReplyDeleteShia LeBouf. He's been seen making out with guys in bars. It's not that big of a secret, but his agent wants him to appear straight so it doesn't screw up his career.
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