Which disgusting celeb sent his people running around town trying to buy, er, "desensitising toilet tissues" only to go mad when they got the wrong ones?
Junkies don't shit. When a junkie kicks junk, all that accumulated shit comes rushing out at some point in one, big hard bolus, ripping a bloody hole in the junkie's asshole. This is called a Yenshee Baby, and it sounds like Petey had one.
Crusty McDougherty?
ReplyDeletewhat.. what are desensitizing toilet tissues. IDGI :|
ReplyDeleteSounds like Petey had a Yenshee Baby.
ReplyDeleteJunkies don't shit. When a junkie kicks junk, all that accumulated shit comes rushing out at some point in one, big hard bolus, ripping a bloody hole in the junkie's asshole. This is called a Yenshee Baby, and it sounds like Petey had one.
I'm with amber. I have absolutely no clue what a "desensitizing toilet tissue" is.
ReplyDeletefor roids/tucks...gisgusting celeb = andy dick?
ReplyDeleteI guess they are Hemorrhoidal pads?
ReplyDeleteyou can buy the wrong ones?
ReplyDeleteTerrence Howard said on Letterman that he uses "adult wet wipes" and makes his women use them too.
ReplyDeleteYenshee Baby. I just learned something new today that I wish I hadn't.
ReplyDeleteDoherty.
ReplyDeleteeeew. Yenshee Baby. If project D.A.R.E mentioned such a thing to the kiddies, I'm betting the next generation would end the heroin trade altogether.
rent trainspotting.
ReplyDeletejax, I was just thinking about that!
ReplyDeleteMike Myers is a diva and would send someone out for that
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