Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which delusional celebrity begged his lady to let him bed another woman - the night before their wedding?

There's no question about it, this lanky fella has no shame...


14 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:28 AM

    no clue but i'm putting Wayne Rooney out there as he just got married.....

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  2. Lanky...what about Skeletor? Not sure, but when I think lanky, he comes to mind!

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  3. I would have thought Charlie Sheen.. but he is not Lanky.. and delusional does not fit

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  4. My guess is Blaaaaake Incarcerated

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  5. And she still married him? Yipes.

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  6. Wayne Rooney is not "lanky" -- he's built like a pug

    nobody comes to mind from England ... maybe the Coldplay singer?

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  7. Dick Van Dyke. He is definitely lanky.

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  10. David Threlfall plays Frank Gallagher in Shameless. Really tall = lanky guy with no shame.

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  11. This is probably a footballer, as they are thick enough to think they can get away with stuff like this. The 'lankiest' footballer is Peter Crouch (6'6") but I dont think he's married. Two others who just married, Lampard and Robbie Keane, are normal height.

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  12. Anonymous4:10 PM

    ok so here's a real strech... what about Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans. He's a celebrity in England and definitively lanky. Ok so they never announced an engagement or marriage but who says they could have gone the secret city hall way... and the blind item didn't say if they went through with the marriage...

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  13. Blaaaaake Incarcerated is a good guess. Heh heh heh! And they got married where I live, too! Must've been a prostie with some great flake.

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