Which hunky TV presenter got amorous with a sexy stranger on board a transatlantic flight... after scribbling out his filthy intentions on a banana skin and lobbing it over the aisle towards her?
I can't even begin to guess, but a banana-skin billet-doux....I am ashamed to say that's almost creative enough to have gotten the dude a mile-high-club membership off of me **hangs head in shame**
Sounds like something Russell Brand, but I wouldn't call him "hunky". To each their own, I suppose. He'd be considered a TV presenter in the UK, though he could just as easily be called "comedian".
I'd *love* for this to be Dermot O'Leary. He's truly hunky, and I'd love to see something chink his squeaky clean image. But I doubt he'd pull a banana peel out of his bag of tricks.
My first thought too was Russell Brand, but he has been in L.A. for the past few months and has not been back to London recently and yeah I wouldn't describe him as "hunky".
God, I can't think of anyone in the United States who fits that description.
ReplyDeleteRyan Seacrest?
(Kidding, kidding... don't want any banana peels lobbed at me.)
So, what, we're looking for a British guy? Yeah, I still got nothin.
LOL, Russell Brand? I can't picture anyone else getting lucky that way.
ReplyDeleteI have to say, it's pretty clever. I wonder if he put a condom on the banana first.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was Seacrest until it said at "HER".
ReplyDeleteI have to say that I think this wins the award for most hilarious blind item I've ever read. Now, what did he write??
ReplyDeleteI can't even begin to guess, but a banana-skin billet-doux....I am ashamed to say that's almost creative enough to have gotten the dude a mile-high-club membership off of me **hangs head in shame**
ReplyDeleteI don't know any British TV presenters, but I'd fuck anyone for a banana peel to the forehead. That's sexy!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Russell Brand too... would he still be considered a TV presenter?
ReplyDeleteWhy, oh why, am I attracted to his dirty self? I shake my head at it...
hmm presenter.. that guy who used to host the Big Brother aftershow? I think he's married though.
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Sounds like something Russell Brand, but I wouldn't call him "hunky". To each their own, I suppose. He'd be considered a TV presenter in the UK, though he could just as easily be called "comedian".
ReplyDeleteI'd *love* for this to be Dermot O'Leary. He's truly hunky, and I'd love to see something chink his squeaky clean image. But I doubt he'd pull a banana peel out of his bag of tricks.
Sounds like Steve Jones of T4.
ReplyDeleteAw brum you just got there before me - This has Steve Jones all over it.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought too was Russell Brand, but he has been in L.A. for the past few months and has not been back to London recently and yeah I wouldn't describe him as "hunky".
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