I really thought Cameron Diaz would have a dirtier mouth. I just always have expected that she is an every other word F bomb kind of lady. Apparently not because even when she gets royally pissed she isn't real creative with her choice of insults.
For some reason Cameron was in an Abercrombie & Fitch store. Even more surprising was she found something she wanted to buy. It was a t-shirt with the words "Jesus Goat" printed on the front. The store only had one left and Cameron wasn't getting it. Why? Well no one actually knows.
My guess? One of the guys or girls working at the store wants to do someone else who works at the mall and has promised them the shirt. Or, the staff could just be pissed that they make $8 an hour and so wanted to stick it to Cameron for no other reason. I guess they could have been big Justin Timberlake fans and somehow blame Cameron for Justin's descent into complete a*holeness as opposed to just being the partial a*hole he used to be.
So many possibilities. Well Cameron was ticked off and threw a tantrum right there in the store. She did the fake tears bit, did the don't you know who I am bit, and closed with the I'm going to call your boss bit. None of it worked so she stormed out as only she can and as she departed she uttered the words d**k fiends. D**k fiends? WTF kind of cussing is that? Is she saying the employees like d**k? Isn't that calling the kettle black?
If you want to get some attention you need to come up with something much better than that. More memorable. More, "I can't believe she just said that."
After Cameron left, she apparently realized there are 18,000 A&F stores just in the LA area and so went and got one.
Good for the A&F worker treating her like an "everyday person"....
ReplyDeletehaha dick fiend -will have to throw that one out some time
ReplyDeleteI like it. I'm going to start calling everyone dick fiends.
ReplyDeletecalling someone a dick fiend in A&F...isn't that broderline homophobic??? or just observation?
ReplyDeleteDICK FIEND! that's great!!! effing dickfiends!
ReplyDeletei wonder if those salesgirls were indeed fiending for dick?
what's wrong with being a dickfiend?? HUH?
ReplyDeleteUh it's called The Internet" Cammy, and too bad it's an A&F shop, because that means she has to pay shipping and tax. But, at least no one else tried it on, right? Lots of great online stores without shipping OR tax, click-tap-click-tap, Camz......
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I don't blame Cameron. Customer service is practically non-existent where I live and I've definitely pitched a fit or two right under the flashing blue light.
ReplyDeleteThese actresses never seize to amaze me.
ReplyDeleteThese actresses never seize to amaze me.
ReplyDeleteAlthough as much as I like to think that they wouldn't sell her the shirt because she is Cameron Diaz, if it was the only shirt in the store they may not have been allowed to sell it. I worked a retail job in high school, and the clothing on the mannequins were not for sale. They were taken out of the merchandise stock in the computers, tags removed, and we were forbidden from selling them. Even if we wanted to, due to everything thing being computerized there was no possible way to ring them up via manual entry anyways. I got screamed at many a time by pissy customers who couldn't take no for an answer.
ReplyDeleteEverybody at A&F is a dick fiend. Employees, managers, clients... so, what's her point?
ReplyDeleteIt's so loud in there--how did anyone here her? Ebay Cam?
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ReplyDeleteI'm totally a dick fiend!
ReplyDeleteThanks Nina, will remember it the next time I go shopping and wont be asking them to take stuff off the mannequins - I used to be pissy :)
ReplyDeleteFull Frontal Friday - the Dick Fiend Edition
ReplyDeleteFFF to DFE now?
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteyeah, apparently a&f does some odd stretching and puts chemicals on the clothes to make them look...dick fiendalicious, i guess.
they pump the cologne through the air vents in there...wouldn't be surprised if it was found out that they pump out some kind of drugs in there too. lol "MUST GO BACK TO ABERCROMBIEEEE"
wait, that makes it too easy. abercrombie-zombie. :P
Ok I know no one is probably going to see this comment anyway because this story is old now, but...
ReplyDeleteI don't think this story is entirely true. She may have gone to an A & F and was unable to find a shirt, but I think most of this story is fabricated.
First off, I'm a manager at A & F and after reading this, I was so confused as to why she couldn't have the shirt she wanted. So I did some research... I googled the story and read about 8 other versions of it, then I looked on the A & F website for the shirt in question. There is no "Jesus Goat" shirt. I can't find one on the website and as a manager, I see every article of clothing that comes through my store and I've never seen such a thing. I don't think Abercrombie would ever make such a shirt in the first place - since they are trying real hard not to offend anyone since they were sued a few years back.
Secondly, after reading other versions of this story, I figured out why she might not be able to have the shirt she wanted. All merchandise on mannequins are not for sale. The clothes are stretched, pinned, and knotted to create the look on the mannequin. Plus, they are sitting under a spotlight and sprayed with cologne for 3 months straight. Trust me, you don't want to buy that shirt. Some of the shirts I take off the mannequins are rock-hard after 3 months of that.
So, Cam may have thrown a fit because she couldn't buy something off of a mannequin (people get pissed at me all the time for the same thing - when they don't fully understand the situation, and the fact that it is company policy and has nothing to do with the people in front of you working in the store), but because this so called Jesus Goat shirt doesn't exist, I wonder how much of the rest of the story is true as well.