Buy Me Something Dammit
Mariah Carey must be feeling the pain. Here she did the whole wedding thing and all she got was a money grubbing husband. No gifts, not attention, no gifts, no party, no gifts, and last but not least, no gifts. Mariah who loves material things much more than any other person who has walked the earth before her is trying to correct that little oversight. According to the NY Post Mariah decided she didn't want to go through the trouble of some formal reception or party or anything that would possibly cost her a dime. She already has a husband who does that. No, what Mariah wants and the only thing she cares about is the gift. The present. The swag.
To that end, Mariah headed on over to Target. No? Pottery Barn? No? Oh. Well in the spirit of Get Smart, opening in theatres on June 20th, "Would you believe Bergdorf Goodman?" Well you should believe it because that is where she registered. Nothing under five figures. Mariah had her assistant e-mail the richest 100 people Mariah knows and told them where she was registered and to get her something.
Ahh true love.
Has anyone ever seen the movie "Clue?"
ReplyDeleteMrs. White (aka Madeline Kahn): "I hated her soooo much...it... Flames...Flames on the side of my face...Breathing..Breathless..Heaving Breaths..."
she looks like a plastic doll in that picture -like he's posing her...
ReplyDeletemarisa - best madeline kahn moment ever.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PMGBucNONs
Totally agree. :)
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ReplyDeleteYes. Thank you. Totally need to see clip to get the full effect. That actress rocks every comedy she's in.
Pass the hat, maybe we could get enough together to buy a sharp knife?
ReplyDeleteno pearl handle on that knife lol
ReplyDeleteEL what's with the Get Smart plug? lol...
ReplyDeleteShe's all class, I tell ya.
ReplyDeleteAnyone taking bets on how long this arangement will continue?
Guess that list would cover her lawyers, accountants, handlers, agents, record co. execs, producers, people who basically owe their livelihood to her. They're probably grateful they don't have to go to a reception.
ReplyDeleteDidn't she get a truckload of stuff when she married Tommy Mattola? Or did she have to walk away from it in order to get the divorce?
She's probably going to turn the stuff over to consignment shops or re-gift it, anyway.
Oh, *I* just had an epiphany-- the groom will get all the presents. It's part of his deal.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Bergdorf's carried Hello, Kitty.
ReplyDeleteYou can see he thinks he made the biggest mistake of his life in his face. And all the toys in the world aren't enough to make up for having to live with Mariah. I can only imagine what a nightmare it would be to wake up in the morning and face that bottomless hole of need all day long. It sucks to be bought.
ReplyDeleteAdrian, I almost spit out my Dr. Pepper when I read your comment, lol.
ReplyDeleteLisa--it is too hot to spit out a perfectly good drink. If you like Dr Pepper, you might like Turkey Hill Rootbeer Float ice cream. It is Vanilla icecream (maybe sorbet?) with mounds of rootbeer in it. Yum!
ReplyDeleteWe have been having 100+ degree heatwave here--I try not to spit my liquids out if I can help it, but some of these comments make it hard to refrain!
2 things i noticed in this pic.
ReplyDelete1- she has aband aid on her wrist. right where one would get one after an IV was taken out...hmmm.
2- the band aid doesn't have Hello Kitty on it, adrian you beat me to it.
jax, she probably couldn't find anyone to buy them for her--had to use Duane Reade's brand.
ReplyDeleteToo bad she's not registered at Home Depot - I'd send her 200 lbs. for their finest fertilizer.
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ReplyDeleteOk, I quit - I can't type tonight. Meh.