Someone who is rich and stole money finally went to jail. The fact that it is Lou Pearlman who is one of the biggest degenerates on the planet just makes it all the more satisfying. Today a federal judge sentenced Lou to 25 years in jail for swindling $300 million from people and basically destroying the lives of thousands of investors.
The only downside to all of this is that Lou gets to spend his time in federal prison instead of say, state prison. In state prison they would show Lou what they think pf people who are degenerates, and he would be singing N'Sync and Backstreet Boys songs non-stop for the 25 years and calling everyone Daddy.
Another downside is that Lou gets a month knocked off his sentence for every $1M he returns to investors, so if Lou had all the money, the judge would basically let him walk, or shuffle painfully out of jail.
Lou said he was sorry. You can stuff your sorrys in a sack Mister. Jackass.
Lou Pigman..shouldn't he go to jail simply for forcing BSB music down our throats?
ReplyDeletefrom what i hear that's not all that was forced down some boy bander's throats. ahemAaroncarterhmm.
Gross.
ReplyDelete"You can stuff your sorrys in a sack Mister. Jackass"
ReplyDeleteholy crap - that last line is so going on my myspace page! Frickin best line ever! As always Enty - the snark is superb!
And ewwwwwwww I hope this pedophile stays in jail til he kicks!
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I can't even look at this man.
ReplyDeleteOne of the biggest (no pun intended) jackasses of Life. Fat con pedophile f*ck.
ReplyDeleteIn other news - and extremely tragic - Steven Curtis Chapman has lost his little Maria:
http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080521/TUNEIN/80521174/1005/ENTERTAINMENT