If the headline said that Will Smith had saved the lives of people in a car accident, I wouldn't have been surprised. As it is though, since Will is probably new to the whole Scientology thing and if he has joined the church is presumably at a lower level than Tom, you kind of have to start out smaller. In Will's case there was no car accident or pulling people from a burning vehicle before it exploded.
Nope, Will instead gets the whole saving the life of a dog thing. According to reports, Will Smith was out jogging when he heard three young boys screaming for help. Unbuttoning his shirt and furling his cape, Will searched for the boys until he found them. What he found was a cocker spaniel trapped in the weeds after jumping into a canal to chase a stick one of the boys had thrown. The actor using all of his super powers waded into the canal and pulled the dog free.
After the boys stopped crying and thanking Will, he had this lesson to offer. "Next time you play fetch, play it on the grass."
I'll be back in a second. I have to go throw up now.
Nope, Will instead gets the whole saving the life of a dog thing. According to reports, Will Smith was out jogging when he heard three young boys screaming for help. Unbuttoning his shirt and furling his cape, Will searched for the boys until he found them. What he found was a cocker spaniel trapped in the weeds after jumping into a canal to chase a stick one of the boys had thrown. The actor using all of his super powers waded into the canal and pulled the dog free.
After the boys stopped crying and thanking Will, he had this lesson to offer. "Next time you play fetch, play it on the grass."
I'll be back in a second. I have to go throw up now.
Is it wrong that despite all this nonsense/creepiness I still want to grab him by the ears?
ReplyDeleteWhile I hope like hell he doesn't convert to Scaryintology, I still like him. He's cute in a puppy dog way and he's always polite and funny when he's interviewed.
ReplyDeleteI don't care if he likes boys or if he and Jada swap around. He could rescue me anyday.
Great promo for Hancock, is all I'm gonna say.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the movie Hancock LOL.
ReplyDeleteSadly, the Fresh Prince has gone over to the dark side. He's funding the New Village Academy in Calabasas, California. Well, of course it's not a Scientology School, they just mention using L. Ron Hubbard's Study Tech on their website. Oh, and if a child "makes a wrong decision", they get to see the Ethics Teacher. But that's about it.
ReplyDeleteWill Smith was one of the first celebrity crushes I had. I recited the lyrics to the theme of "Fresh Prince" just last week for my father.
ReplyDelete. . . it was relevant. I swear.
P.S. A follow-up on Maxi Mouse's comment. I was just reading this last night. Celebitchy has a long article about the school.
ReplyDeleteI'd think Ol' Will would be home teaching his illiterate son to read, rather than saving dogs. He decided that learning in school did nothing for him so he home schools.
ReplyDeleteThe kicker was when his son had to read at the Academy Awards with Lil' Ms Breslin and she had to read for him. I think raising a child purposefully not to read or know any math is a shame. Now this dufus has started a school with a scientology ciriculum. Nice. Why not just come out of the closet, the scientology one and the other, and quit being so shady.
Am I being too picky when I point out that you don't furl a cape but you unfurl it? At least, that's what I do.
ReplyDeleteSexecution, the thing at the awards wasn't so much that he couldn't read...he just read the wrong line...and saved himself quite gracefully I might add. I am not a fan of homeschooling but I don't think his kids are uneducated.
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