Who Hasn't F**ked Amy Winehouse

At this point I think it would be simpler to just talk about people that Amy Winehouse hasn't had sex with. Even while Blaaaaaaaaaaaake wasn't in prison, Amy wasn't exactly the most chaste of women as reports indicated that she slept with Pete Doherty, female hookers and her drug dealers as well as many of Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake's friends.

Now with Blake behind bars, Amy is a little more free to pick and choose. OK, just choose, because she isn't picky. This week she has allegedly slept with her manager's assistant and now has finished off the Babyshambles by sleeping with the one member she somehow had missed in the past. Babyshambles guitarist Mik Whitnall has been bragging to everyone that he finally had sex with Amy.

I'm not sure I would be bragging about that or that there is anything special about it. At this point, I'm sure Amy is considering stealing one of those ticket taking machines you see at bakeries to bring some sort of order to the people who want to have sex with her and line up outside her house. Hey wasn't Prince Charles in her neighborhood recently? The reason she probably beat up those guys last week is they probably turned her down when she offered sex.

Anyone who would want to have sex with Amy at this point is just as crazy as she is. Someone just needs to grab her and throw her into a rehab center and then come get her in about six months. Don't let her out for weekends, holidays, family visits, or anything to do with performing. Just let her sit there and get better because I figure she has another month or two at her current pace before she is dead.