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Heather Mills recently turned down $200,000 to be the face for a UK adult entertainment store. It was just for one year and they just wanted to use her face and have her make some appearances. They thought that because she had been a hooker in the past and a nude video model that she would be the perfect person.
I agree. Apparently though, Heather Mills' people didn't think it was such a great idea. Mill's PR person said the deal was not "the right direction" for her career. Well, I'm not sure what direction her career is going. What does she think she is going to be able to do. Oh, sure we know she will be the biggest pain in the ass Paul McCartney has ever had. She will probably hound him into an early death and then go to court for 20 years to try and get Beatrice more of his money from his estate.
No one likes you Heather. Oh, I'm sure you can get some work as a party hostess because people want to see you, but after a few times and they realize that you are nothing special, you will be stuck doing nothing. There aren't going to be movies or book deals unless you want to spill what you haven't even admitted.
You aren't going to get a talk show or a cooking show or even a reality show. No one wants to spend the next 13 weeks watching you whine about how $46 million won't get you very far. So, take the $200,000 and join everyone else in the real world.
Heather Mills career is going down the toilet in a big way.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if they're lucky her "handlers" can get her a part in a Ty-D-Bowl commercial. I don't think Liquid Plumber would give her a second look.
Talk about people who are famous just for being famous.
"No one likes you Heather."
ReplyDeleteHaha. Very mature. Hahaha.
Without any real talent, she doesn't have leg to stand on...
ReplyDeleteI didn't know she even had a career to go down the toilet!
ReplyDeletemaybe she's just holding out for more money.....like any decent working girl.
ReplyDeleteand i must agree, no one likes you heather.
ReplyDeleteIs that picture supposed to be sexy? Do men like boobs to the waist? Because if these things are true, I think that I, at 65, have an entertainment career in my future!
ReplyDeleteisn't there anyone out there willing to assasinate this bitch? Paul's got the money.
ReplyDeleteshit i'd do it for free.
May I make another suggestion? Let's start a trend on this blog/site. No more postings or pictures of those two tools from The Hills. Seriously. Everyone needs to just stop.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we could get a 2 for 1 sniper deal if we tie these two in with Heather Mills.
You people are terrible LOL.
ReplyDeletecouldn't she pitch for IHOP?
ReplyDeleteget it?
IHOP??
hello????
LOL@bionic,
ReplyDeleteLOL @ everyone!! But what career? She doesn't know how to DO anything?
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah: not to hijack the thread but I read a rumor on ONTD that Scarlet and Ryan Reynolds are engaged. You have anything re this, Enty?
ReplyDeleteI got it Buns!---Good one!!!!!
ReplyDeletebionic bunny - Good one!!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU, lilolme - that idiot couple from the Hills is repulsive!
ReplyDeleteAnd I think we should all form a group and ask Heather Mills for money. She can spare a mil to split up between us.
Judi, just read on perez hilton that it's confirm that they are getting married.
ReplyDeleteCheers, Sylvia. Later in the day now, it's appearing on other sites, too. Men all over the Western world are crying.
ReplyDelete:-D
No one likes you Heather.
ReplyDeleteI've met Heather and I liked her. But I only spent one hour with her, didn't marry her and don't have any money she'd be interested in.
So now you can say "Only one person likes you Heather."