Well Sure. I Guess I Could Sell Some Towels

While stars and people who think they are stars are starting their own clothing lines or selling perfume, selling towels is probably not something they were really hoping they would be asked to do. I mean its towels. Brooke Shields was recently asked to sell some towels and she agreed. I guess it was a pretty big check. I can just see the conversation with her agent and managers.

She probably went on and on about how she was a model and knows fashion and that companies should be asking her to have her own line of clothes. I mean everyone is doing it. So, after a million phone calls and no one biting, they come back to her with the news that she is going to be something truly special. That she is going to do what no other star is doing and they being the best agents and managers in the world got her this gig. By now she is jumping up and down when they tell her with big smiles they got her a deal selling towels.

Can you just see her face drop? It must have happened. Towels? I mean who is going to buy towels because Brooke Shields told them to go out and get them? They then told her about the really big check and the smile got bigger again.

So, now Brooke Shields is the face of Royal Velvet luxury towels and well the world will never be the same again. I mean this is right up there with walking in space.

"At this point in my career, I only do projects I believe in. Royal Velvet made sense for me and my family because it felt authentic and it is a classic brand with amazing products."

She forgot to add the part about the really big check.