Victoria Beckham Had A Busy Day
By my count, Victoria Beckham gave three different interviews to three different news organizations yesterday and as far as I can tell, she isn't even promoting anything. I guess all the tabloids missed her and so they all called her at once. To me it seems like she's trying to make up for all that bad publicity she got in the wake of her jeans scandal. I know, I know, who knew you could have a scandal about not selling jeans.
Whenever I start despising Victoria again because I think she is a self important pompous brat, she says something that makes me at least pause for a few seconds before I go back to my original opinion. In one of the interviews, I believe with the Mirror, Posh said, "I'm a terrible actress. Everyone thinks I'm only friends with Tom [Cruise] and Katie [Holmes] to be in a movie but it's not true. I've turned down lots of roles."
She went on to say that she turned down a role in Sex And The City as well because of her lack of acting skills. I love that about her. I really do. I wish more people felt the same way and then we wouldn't have all of these reality stars thinking they can act in films or television and singers and such who think acting is no big deal and look stupid.
As I said previously though she also does make me crazy when she says things like "It's not just celebrities I hang out with though. I've become really good friends with the mums from my sons' school as well." Uh huh. I must have missed all those photos of you and David hanging out in front of the grill at a neighbor's house while David and his new pals kick back and chug some Old Milwaukee while you explain to your new friends how it is you have managed to go five years without stepping foot into a grocery store. I'm sure everyone there will relate to that.
I'm sure the news that you consider some of the moms there as a friend would probably come as a shock to most of them. See, just because you say hi to someone for 5 seconds from behind your three bodyguards doesn't actually make you a friend. When you invite them all over to a pool party and mix in Tom and Katie into the bunch, then I will consider them your friends. Until then, just call them what they are to you. Nameless faces of someone who happens to have a kid who goes to the same school as your kid and who happens to pick up their kid at approximately the same time.
Whenever I start despising Victoria again because I think she is a self important pompous brat, she says something that makes me at least pause for a few seconds before I go back to my original opinion. In one of the interviews, I believe with the Mirror, Posh said, "I'm a terrible actress. Everyone thinks I'm only friends with Tom [Cruise] and Katie [Holmes] to be in a movie but it's not true. I've turned down lots of roles."
She went on to say that she turned down a role in Sex And The City as well because of her lack of acting skills. I love that about her. I really do. I wish more people felt the same way and then we wouldn't have all of these reality stars thinking they can act in films or television and singers and such who think acting is no big deal and look stupid.
As I said previously though she also does make me crazy when she says things like "It's not just celebrities I hang out with though. I've become really good friends with the mums from my sons' school as well." Uh huh. I must have missed all those photos of you and David hanging out in front of the grill at a neighbor's house while David and his new pals kick back and chug some Old Milwaukee while you explain to your new friends how it is you have managed to go five years without stepping foot into a grocery store. I'm sure everyone there will relate to that.
I'm sure the news that you consider some of the moms there as a friend would probably come as a shock to most of them. See, just because you say hi to someone for 5 seconds from behind your three bodyguards doesn't actually make you a friend. When you invite them all over to a pool party and mix in Tom and Katie into the bunch, then I will consider them your friends. Until then, just call them what they are to you. Nameless faces of someone who happens to have a kid who goes to the same school as your kid and who happens to pick up their kid at approximately the same time.
she needs to take a page out of Pamela Anderson's book for celeb moms...say what you want about her but the women shows up for crossing guard duty and volunteers a lot at her kid's school like it's no big deal.
ReplyDeleteLove, love, love her.
ReplyDeleteEL, we don't know what they do 24/7. David could be BBQ'ing carne asada while Posh blends the 'ritas on Saturdays.
Okay, I know, that's a stretch.
Of all the worthless celebrities, I think Victoria Beckham annoys me the least because she actually has a personality. I think she's funny and feisty, which sorta almost makes up for the fact that she's a leathery ole tanorexic.
ReplyDeletei think she's totally misunderstood and she cracks me up everytime i've read stuff about her. its like she's so over the top its hilarious.
ReplyDeleteDon't care for her. She is always posing.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you guys don't hate her. She always comes off so weird in photos but when ever I have seen her on a talk show or video of her, she is witty and makes me laugh. I thought I was the only one. I can't imagine what her and Katie Cruise talk about. Katie seems so deep and scientologily now. Katie doesn't seem like any fun at all to me. Posh seems fun and has a great accent. I bet she always laughs at her photos in the rags. Like she does it on purpose for some reason. My husband does that. He purposely looks dumb in all his pictures and laughs and laughs. OK...that's a far stretch for Posh but, who knows?
ReplyDelete"scientologily" - Crichmond, I think you just invented a new word.
ReplyDeleteShe's fab, she's like Christian Siriano.. she doesn't smile in photos she poses. lol
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