Those Maids Sure Can Party

In what has to be in the running for the most ballsy statement said by a PR person so far this year, the rep for Jesse Metcalfe says that the damage in Jesse's hotel suite all occurred after Jesse had checked out.

According to the NY Post, Jesse had received a complimentary suite a hotel in San Diego. He got the suite because the hotel in San Diego probably heard the words Desperate Housewives and missed the word jackass.

The allegedly sober in his own mind Jesse managed to put cigarette burns in each piece of furniture in the room, smeared food all over each wall, and broke at least one door. For fun, he drank all the liquor in the mini-bar. The hotel says it asked Jesse to leave. Presumably they don't want him back.

When asked about the condition of the room and if in fact Jesse was completely insane or just living out some time of rock star fantasy or just upset because McDonalds was out of Speed Racer toys, Jesse's rep said, none of the damage was caused by Jesse and somehow all the damage was inflicted after Jesse checked out.

Yep, the maids saw Jesse leave, and knowing his reputation decided this was their chance to party and not have to worry about making a mess. All the maids ran to Jesse's room, started chain smoking and using the furniture as ashtrays, decided to have a food painting contest on the walls and played quarters with the $15 bottles of Stoli in the mini-bar. Then in their haste to escape when they heard a manager was coming, one of the stronger women yanked the front door off its frame and allowed the others to escape.

They then went back and started cleaning the other rooms with no one the wiser.