Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Those Maids Sure Can Party


In what has to be in the running for the most ballsy statement said by a PR person so far this year, the rep for Jesse Metcalfe says that the damage in Jesse's hotel suite all occurred after Jesse had checked out.

According to the NY Post, Jesse had received a complimentary suite a hotel in San Diego. He got the suite because the hotel in San Diego probably heard the words Desperate Housewives and missed the word jackass.

The allegedly sober in his own mind Jesse managed to put cigarette burns in each piece of furniture in the room, smeared food all over each wall, and broke at least one door. For fun, he drank all the liquor in the mini-bar. The hotel says it asked Jesse to leave. Presumably they don't want him back.

When asked about the condition of the room and if in fact Jesse was completely insane or just living out some time of rock star fantasy or just upset because McDonalds was out of Speed Racer toys, Jesse's rep said, none of the damage was caused by Jesse and somehow all the damage was inflicted after Jesse checked out.

Yep, the maids saw Jesse leave, and knowing his reputation decided this was their chance to party and not have to worry about making a mess. All the maids ran to Jesse's room, started chain smoking and using the furniture as ashtrays, decided to have a food painting contest on the walls and played quarters with the $15 bottles of Stoli in the mini-bar. Then in their haste to escape when they heard a manager was coming, one of the stronger women yanked the front door off its frame and allowed the others to escape.

They then went back and started cleaning the other rooms with no one the wiser.

14 comments:

  1. Perfect scenario . . . am I the only one that sometimes like to think things like that really do happen? Not blaming it on others (Metcalfe totally did it, we know that), but having a wild party in the middle of the day and then going about the job as usual?

    We used to do that in the back offices of the archives. Then again, we were all twenty-somethings. I want to see middle-aged maids party.

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  2. hey they don't call those bitches merry maids for nuttin! is this dick's 15mins up yet?

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  3. He should be the definition of Douchebag in the dictionary (not the cleaning equipment, but the term used to describe this f*ck up loser riding on a nothing TV career).

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  4. You'd think he'd appreciate having the room.

    But, I guess he hasn't been told that his hot gardener days are ovuh.

    I bet they won't even leave the lights on for his rude ass at Motel 6.

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  5. I doubt the maids did the bulk of the damage, but I'm wondering if they kicked the TV screen out for good measure because he didn't leave a tip. Just guessing.

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  6. I wish Andy Warhol had been right and these morons were only famous for 15 minutes, instead of trying to live off it for the rest of their lives.

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  7. Anonymous11:13 AM

    As a former maid (hey, I was kicked out at 16, what else was I gonna do at the time?), I can testify that the extent of the craziness is jumping up and down with glee when someone actually tips you and running to the snack machine to shovel some garbage down your throat as fast as you can because your Korean boss refuses to give you any more than ten minutes for lunch. Maids are real party animals.

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  8. Anonymous11:53 AM

    I use to like him when he was in Desperate Housewives. Now I don't like him anymore looks like a loofer, bum, etc......

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  9. I live in San Diego and can't believe I haven't heard any stories involving him in SD from anyone I know. I am dying for some inside scoop!

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  10. Anonymous2:40 PM

    one of the stronger women yanked the front door off its frame and allowed the others to escape.

    BWHAHAHAHA - the mental image I have from this is PRICELESS LOL

    Am I the only one who has never, EVER found this "man" hot? Ever????

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  11. I was a maid in a hotel once too during my poor college days. It's an absolutely exhausting and demanding job. Shame on him and his publicist. God forbid anyone decided to believe them and take this out of one of the maids' salaries...

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  12. Oops. Nope=Josie779. I don't remember changing that user name...must have been really drunk or really tired (or both)

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  13. Damn. Makes me really love that video of him getting cold-cocked by some little puny dude.

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  14. Jenner, you are not alone. Ragdool, would love the linky! Loathe this guy.

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