Shania Twain A Free Woman

According to Kneepads Magazine, Shania Twain and her husband Mutt Lange have split. I'm sure Kneepads will run a story in the next few weeks which totally kisses Shania's ass for allowing them to be first with the story. It will be all about growing up and how she wants to change the world and how Mutt is amazing but it was just time for her to move on, and blah, blah, blah. It will be photos of her and the kids and she will look fabulous and suitably crushed and everyone will believe she is some little broken princess that needs to be healed. The only way to do that is to buy more of her records.

Let's face it. Mutt hadn't been giving her the hits like he used to, and so she kicked him to the curb. If everyone has some impression that Shania is as friendly as the rest of her fellow Canadians, then you have been drinking too much Molson because she ain't.

Is Mutt the nicest guy? He used to be. She has kept him locked away for the past 14 years so I really don't have any idea whether he is the guy he used to be or not.

I do know that the divorce statement was released by her rep so that means Mutt is the one with his heart broken. Probably. She might have eaten it for breakfast or something.