Random Photos Part One

There was some confusion on my part about where photos were, and what should go first, so today, the photos truly are random. This set also includes the very first safe for work photo of a reader for everyone to snark. Honestly, I don't want to snark your photos. I will let you do it, but I like all of you even the people that hate me, and so I don't want to snark people I like. It is one thing to make fun of celebrities or odd photos, but to do so to you, would not be fun. Plus, I don't know if they are really you or not. It could just be a neighbor or some really strange porn you found amusing that you decided to send me.


Cat Power - Mexico City
I don't think B.D. Wong gets enough credit for his acting or enough attention so here is some love for B.D.
The new face of Chanel is Audrey Tautou.
No, it isn't Scientology. It kind of looks like it but it is actually Paul Allen's house which is where Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are hanging out.
Alpha Beat - The Netherlands
Javier Bardem looks really cool here.

He then ruins it by breaking into We Are The World.
George Clooney dropped twenty years over night.
Although some would think I am posting this because it shows so much of Eva Mendes' leg, you would be wrong. I just really like the photo because you can tell she is rushing to get to the event at the Met but at the same time doesn't want to fall on her ass or to ruin the dress but still manages to look beautiful.
Derren Brown reads minds. To me, putting the blindfold on is kind of just showing off.
I think we can all agree that for reasons of public safety it is a very good thing that Paula Abdul stands in one place while talking on the phone. Not sure who would actually call her, but...

So did you hear about the mink coat Lindsay Lohan accidentally took that didn't belong to her? You really think this was a first time?
Kula Shaker - The Netherlands
The new Joker doll which is selling out all over the US.
Later that night, Rob and Jeff pulled up their shirts for Mardi Gras beads.

How is it that yesterday Tom Cruise was about five inches shorter than Katie and today he is just two inches shorter. Is Oprah really God? Does she have magic growing beans?

I know all of you are in mourning which is why I haven't mentioned the whole Ryan Reynolds engagement thing. Hey, on the bright side, he didn't get married last time. What will make this any different?
The reader photo.
Prince Harry really is all grown up. I'm guessing the bodyguard doesn't sit at home each night watching reruns of Little Britain. Just a guess though.
Pete Doherty got out of prison and then went home and got drunk. Seriously.