Random Photos Part One - With Two Reader Photos In One Photo!!!!

I think what everyone wants to ask the lovely Ali Larter is this. When exactly are you going to get married? The world is dying to know. OK, not necessarily the world, and probably not dying. But curious? Could I get curiosity from the world? A mild interest? A raised eyebrow? Well, I still want to know.
Latex? Christian Slater's face looks like the doctors pulled really hard. Man that must have hurt.

On account of the fact that I have made my affection for Bernadette Peters clear, I figured I might as well go ahead and plug her new children's book, and the CD has Bernadette talking.
Very close to the top. I thought about putting Bob and Jillian at the top just because I enjoy them. They actually seem like they care about the people they are helping on the show. Publicity hounds? Jillian for sure, but still, they really do care and it shows.
Empty and no one showed up to see her but she's still smiling. What do you do when a big corporate bank spends a ton of money on a family movie night and no one comes? What are you supposed to do if you are the celebrity host? Well Allison Janney found that out. There were some people who actually did come, but not very many and most looked like bank employees and their families.
You have to realize that I would put BJ Novak in here more often, but honest to God, I really do get on a huge Greg Evigan kick when I do, and I really don't have time this week to do a Greg Evigan marathon. Oh, speaking of marathons, had a mini - MI5 one last night. I like it. A lot. Only in the first season so don't spoil anything.
OK, I admit it. I'm a big Damian Lewis fan, and good news for him is that he's never been a blind item. He should get a t-shirt for that or something.

Ummm. Stop the presses. Diane Keaton looks normal, and, wait for it...Amazing.
I know David Hyde Pierce is a great actor, but don't you think he would make the best game show host? Something droll. Something where he could make people feel stupid would be perfect. He's not a Wheel Of Fortune guy.
Death Cab For Cutie - New York
Just last night I was talking about Charlize Theron and how I thought she always looked glamorous. Yeah. I'll go ahead and find someone else to pick for next time.
Always looking good is Jenna Fischer. Always.

So how many hats do you think Judah Friedlander has anyway? I love how they are all generic.
Maybe this is how Jessica Alba can reinvent her career. Silent film star. Woman playing a man. Actually it is a pretty amazing photo.
I am putting this out to all of you because I really don't know. Did Harrison Ford ever explain why he wanted to look like the grandpa with the earring you avoid at the mall.
Nice to know, jackets that don't quite fit are coming back in because that basically sums up my entire wardrobe. Eric Dane can do so much better than this.
Evidently I'm in a great mood, because Kathy Griffin looks really good. Of course I really do wish she could work a new pose into her game, but she looks good. That Apple money must have been nice while it lasted.

Jack McBrayer. Put this on your screen saver and you will always be in a good mood.
And if that doesn't work, just put this photo on a dartboard and have fun with the whole family. Order some pizza and see who wins.
You can tell it was NBC upfront day yesterday. I'm running out of superlatives. Yes, that is your word of the day. Now just watch the duck to drop from the ceiling. No, seriously. Watch. Yes, I broke into your house last night and installed one just in case someone mentions the word superlative where you live. Oh, Jane Krakowski. Love her. You know that.
John Krasinski. You know I love him, and you all think he is doing the dirty with Rashida Jones.
Lori Loughlin. You know its amazing that even though Full House ended like 13 years ago, everyone is still pretty much in the public eye from that show. Lori has the prettiest of those eyes, although yes, I could see why you would pick John Stamos.

So much easier when the entire cast gets into one photo. Easier to make fun of. No, they all look great. Well not everyone, but ok, well half don't look that great. Andrew looks good though.
The entire world is already in the photos, so what the hell. I can squeeze in one more. Lance Armstrong. Hey yellow tie. Big surprise there.
A true random photo. Come on, You know you never thought you would see the day where Jane Fonda, Ludacris and Tommy Lee had a threesome. Oh? No threesome? Tongue? Oh, just a photo. Still, you never thought you would see it.
I like the new Kimberly Stewart look. A lot.
Yes, it is that time. It's two reader photos and they jammed themselves up into one lens. Love it.

Well would you be smiling if some tabloid just said your girlfriend was a lesbian. The next thing you know they will be wondering about you.
This is going on forever. Hmm. Running out of things to say. How about Michelle Trachtenberg has really nice hair. It actually does look nice. Like it smells really good. Of course she probably chain smokes and hasn't washed it in four days, but it's nice to dream.
Minka Kelly looks great. Moving on now.
Minnie Driver - London

Always have time for Tina Fey. I have some time now Tina. If you would like to come over and we could talk. Maybe play some Luther Vandross. We could watch Gilligan's Island and then make $240 worth of pudding.

Hey Canada. Your ET! host looks a little freaked out. It's Ted Danson. Maybe he's had a crush on him. I don't know, but that is just a little too giddy for Ted. Yes, he's a good looking man. Would you expect anything less from Whoopi Goldberg (Hi Whoopi!) than a good looking guy?
My favorite royal couple. I just seriously want to know why they even bother and where exactly are the little wind up thingys.
Way to make a buck even when going to court. I think more celebrities should try this.
I saved you for last Selma because I wanted to give you special attention. I go through phases with Selma Blair and this is one of those phases where I think she's smoking hot. Later I'll remember she was married to a Zappa and I'll get over it, but for now. Hot.