Friday, May 16, 2008

Quickest Bachelor Party On Record


Even for a guy who basically just has one long bachelor party, even this was quick for Pimpa Joe. Last night he took his future son-in-law out to dinner along with a bunch of Pete's friends. 10 people, 2 hours, $1000 which shows that the guests were not all that interested in hanging out with Pimpa Joe at dinner or after. When the guys only dinner ended, Pimpa left by himself out the front door while Pete Wentz and his friends went out the back door.

I'm guessing that Joe thought he was being sneaky. I mean its not like no one noticed the entire group entering the restaurant, sitting together at the table or getting up as a group. But hey, if you leave out of a separate door no one will think we were together. See, that would be an idiot move, and Pimpa isn't an idiot. Oh, he's the biggest ass on the planet, but he's not an idiot.

My guess is that he knew the paps would all run to Pete which they did and that left Pimpa on his own in Hollywood headed for his own bachelor party with no one following. I bet this one lasted way longer than two hours, and he didn't have to pretend to like the people he was with.


6 comments:

  1. i never noticed it before and maybe its just the angle of the picture but DAMN he has a huge head.

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  2. Would you want you hang out with Pimpa Joe for long periods of time? Hell, I wouldn't even make it two hours.

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  3. fugly, please no more pics. yuk.

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  4. Now this would be funny. What if this wedding this weekend is really for Jessica and Tony and the 'breakup' rumor is really just to throw the press off. That would be awesome!

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  5. Canadachick, I thought the exact same thing and you beat me to it! His head is twice as large as hers. It's HUGE!!

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  6. You know Ashley will have to have a C-Section if the baby takes after daddy emo. That head is huge!!!!
    Also, do you think Joe might like it that his son-in-law can suck a %*&# as well as Jessica? He is a freak, after all.
    God, I have some sick thoughts walking around in my mind.........

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