OMG!!!!! Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer
I saw this picture and I just can't stop staring. Oh, you think it is because they are kissing. Honestly, I could give a rats ass. John's a slut and he is just doing what he's doing. No, the reason I posted the photo is look at the cigarettes Jennifer Aniston is smoking. Merit. Jennifer Aniston smokes Merit? That cigarette was designed for surly old men in their 50's who have no hair, a beer belly and like to practice boxing on their wives.
Merit doesn't even bother to use women in their ads because there is no way any woman would ever buy a pack unless their abusive husband made them go buy some. Merit is the brand you see guys smoking when they are hauling in the crabs on Deadliest Catch. Merit is not the cigarette of choice for anyone in Hollywood. Merit is so male oriented that you almost have to be a magician to not get burned when you light it. The paper is so flammable that Philip Morris is being sued by the Dept of Justice because Merit didn't bother telling anyone that your face might catch on fire when lighting it.
Only someone who is a true smoker, would smoke Merit. Although they have lights, a person who smokes Merit is going for the full on nicotine experience. As a result of this, the Merit smoker tends to be the one who reeks of smoke and stinks up your entire house, so when I see John Mayer leaning in for that kiss, I just know that he is inhaling about 20 years of smoking all in the kiss. Can you imagine how her tongue tastes? Ewwwwww.
Actually he might have discovered this for himself as Jennifer appears to have an unlit one in her hand. No doubt John wants to go in now before the smoke just becomes too over powering and just not worth whatever publicity he is trying to get out of this whole thing.
Enty,
ReplyDeleteI may not remember corectly, or maybe it was a joke, but she told me her Dad smokes 'em, that how she started on them.
OMG, that rant just totally cracked me up! Thank you for that mid-afternoon crack-fest.
ReplyDeleteI used to smoke Merits - when I was 11 years old! Glad I don't smoke anymore. Not fun to be an addict no matter who ya are.
ReplyDeleteDamn Ent, you MUST be getting more action than me. My eyes immediately locked in on the positioning of her right arm. He's supposed to be huge down there and I bet he is.....OMG Look! He has to help her? Will somebody move that damn ice bucket!
ReplyDeleteHm that kiss looks too tame and movie perfect. John Mayer is rumored to piss on women, watch gay porn during sex, and line up his groupies for a little booty sniff now and again. This does not strike me as the type of guy who normally would kiss a woman like that in "private".
ReplyDeleteJohn smokes Merits, not Jen. And don't you JM fans pounce on me. He most certainly smokes. Ask Us Weekly, Life & Style and Perez. They all say so. I don't think either smokes a great deal, but they both smoke and EL is an a** for making such a ridiculous deal of it. Got any vices, EL?
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ReplyDeleteI used to smoke Merit menthols. Seemed tame to me. Now I'm doing Camels. Full flavor. Emphysema coming right around the corner.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Jen the actress who was taking male hormones to help keep her weight down? Maybe all of that testosterone led her to manly cigarette.
ReplyDeleteBeuark!
ReplyDeleteSmoker kisses. Not good. And I used to smoke too. (TOTAL chick sticks too: Capri Menthol Extra Light, 120's, like inhaling mentholated air... LOL!)
I've only dated two smokers. I really thought I could 'get over' it, but really, it was nauseating at best. Like licking the bottom of a dirty ashtray... I quit smoking after breaking up with the second B.F. His mom's smoker's voice scared me straight!
And it wasn't just the breath that smelled. The hair, clothes, skin, house/apartment, everything. Caca!
well, at least she got the ones with a fliter ... I guess
ReplyDeletesomething tells me John might not smell so sweet himself
john mayer also smokes there are pics of him smoking this week, so they are both smokers no big deal.
ReplyDeleteEverytime I see John with a woman all I can picture is him asking her about golden showers. So after this touching moment do you supposed he whispered something to that effect in her ear?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he peed on her cigarette & put it out.
ReplyDeletePeople who live in glass houses...
ReplyDeleteNot very tolerant, are you Ent? I'm sure you have a few vices of your own.
Personally, smoking bothers me less than being with a drug addict, alcoholic or serious gambler. To each his own.
Omg...shock horror, another negative story about Jen A. At least Jessica Simpson gets a break.
ReplyDeleteI really don't get why these two have become targets, there's so much spite directed at them from internet gossip blogs and sites. I'm not a big fan just sick of reading about two celebs who are aren't exactly evil. It's getting boring...move on to someone who's doing some real dirty deeds please.
Hey Syko! I read your comment. I smoked from the time I was 11 and quit at 37. I never thought I could do it but I did! If you ever decide to quit, join a support group like I did on about.com. It really helped. I quit cold turkey. Not pressuring you to quit but don't just give in to emphysema. That isn't a fun way to go. Just sayin'. Good luck.
ReplyDeleteJen smokes - and has for a long, long time. Mentioned in all interviews with her (and yes, always Merits or Merit Lights).
ReplyDeleteAs an occasional smoker,the fact that "Rachel" smoked always kind of bothered, yet comforted me.
Merits popped up on Sex and the City a lot, even though the voice-overs often referred to them as Marlboros. Who knows.
ReplyDeleteI also have no idea how Jen A. has become a target for gossip blogs while Jolie gets a free ride. After all, it's not that long ago when one of them was a man stealing ho.
ReplyDeleteI don't even remember ever reading anything about John Mayer's sex life but I always get the perv vibe when I see pictures of him. And it totally looks like he grabbed her hand and put it on his crotch. Which is kinda hot.
ReplyDeleteShe's always smoked Merits since I've ever seen her with cigs in pap pix.
ReplyDeleteAlso wondering why Parliament is a hot brand right now, too. I thought they went out with my Mom's Tarryton 100's!
Must be cuz LiLo and the Trollsens are photographed with them...?
Oh what does Mayer care? He's just gonna piss on her anyway, if all those blind items are true...
ReplyDeleteI guess she's a sex addict.
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