Which new-mama publicist has named her bundle of joy after a certain D-list "celebrity" she has been crushing on for years, much to the embarrassment of her baby daddy?
Which celebrity starlet are magazines desperately trying to get to come out on their pages? Editors say they are willing to pay big bucks for the first interview.
Am I first? woo hoo...
ReplyDeleteDon't know the publicist but BRODY is an interesting name....
And wouldn't it be interesting if Hayden came out?
OK, it would be interesting for about 10 minutes. Then I'd go back to watching House reruns.
Hmm.
ReplyDeleteLa Lohan obviously for the second. That would be a great birthday party. Think Palm Springs, screw Vegas. Ronson DJing at her girls party, all the famous lesbians could show. She should think outside the box, ahh well wait a sec....
Does Ellen Page count as a starlet?
ReplyDeletewho was the publicist that everyone just went to her shower? I remember a lot of celebrities going to one recently.
ReplyDeletei think the starlet is scarjo
ReplyDeleteShe should think outside the box, ahh well wait a sec....
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
Screw Vegas and Palm Springs, since Linds is pimping out her b'day maybe she could afford Hillcrest? (BTW, that's a "gay area" of San Diego).
Oh, Hayden's about as gay as I am (that is to say: not). I actually really like that chick for whatever reason. Maybe it's the whole earnest Save the Whales thing she did. Anyway, I appreciated how she was like, "well, if you're gonna start some lesbo rumors about me, here are my picks." Most teenage girls are like, eewwww, gay, icky. I liked how she just shrugged it off as if it were no big deal. Because it totally fucking isn't.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually tired of all the blinds that are centered around homo/sapphic activities. I'd rather know who's shooting up which drugs and who's passing out in alleyways and whatnot. I don't give a shit who's taking it up which orifice, unLESS we're talking about married or supposedly straight people.
That said, yeah, it's totally Lindsay. *yawwwwwwwn.*
And I don't think ScarJo is gay -- but her fiance TOTALLY looks it! Sorry, but I only find him attractive when he has a beard and doesn't look so goddamned plastic. And I hope Alanis is peeing her pants/laughing her ASS off at ScarJo's horrid album!
Whomever's calling Lohan a starlet is doing her a huge favor, and also doing a better job than her publicist.
ReplyDeleteno scarjo gets down with the woman...
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ReplyDeleteI think the Ellen page guess is a good one.
ReplyDeleteThe publicist's baby? Hmmm....anyone name a baby "Wilmer" recently? Damn, I'm mean.
I was thinking Ellen Page. I don't think anyone cares about which way
ReplyDeleteLindsey is swinging-- with her it could be anyone or anything at this point.
Publicist Juliette Harris - who reps such major Hollywood players as Shar Jackson and Nick Carter {sarcasm mode off} - had a baby recently. I can't find sex or name info though.
ReplyDeleteIs Ellen Page REALLY worth big bucks, though? I know Juno was a hit, but she's not exactly some lithe little sexpot, either. I can see her coming out on the cover of Bust or (duh) The Advocate, but I can't really see Us Weekly or whatever clamoring to have Ellen tell us her coming out story. And I mean, we all know she's gay, but I also can't see her WANTing to tell us all about it.
ReplyDeleteWhereas Lindsay is an attention whore extraordinaire, as we all know, and is SUPER hard up for publicity of any kind.
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ReplyDeleteFunny, I saw the comments about Hayden coming out and thought you were all talking about Hayden Christensen.
ReplyDeleteNow there's a starlet who should make his gay-nnouncement already.
What about Miley Cyrus for number 2
ReplyDeleteObviously the word starlet means young actress, so that would include Lohan -- but at this point there's not surprise element since we all know about Samantha Ronson.
ReplyDeleteMy money's on Natalie Portman -- it seems to me she's been hinting around it for a while now.
Since this is coming from the NY Daily News, I'm gonna throw this out there. (fairly) New mama publicist - Lizzie Grubman.
ReplyDeleteAnd #2 seems too obvious.
I'm with Grace. Natalie Portman has my vote.
ReplyDeleteI think Natalie is a "star" at this point, not "starlet".
ReplyDelete#1. Originally posted Tuesday, December 13th at 1:30 pm: PR princess Lizzie Grubman, 35, and her husband Chris Stern, 36, are first time parents after the birth of their son yesterday. Harrison Irving was born at Lenox Hill Hospital in New York on Tuesday, December 12th at 7:45 am.
ReplyDeleteHarry, as the parents have decided to call him, weighed in at 8 lbs, 10 oz. As we reported on November 10th, Lizzie had been on bedrest in the last weeks of her pregnancy.
Not exactly a new mama, and can anyone think of a D lister named Harrison or Harry?
That last one only reminded me of the fact that I want to name my future son "Han Solo".
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