Which music-producing superstar recently had his nether regions pierced in hopes of increasing his, you know, sensation?
Which formerly awesome Major League pitcher can the blame loss of shoulder strength on years of smoking pot and one drug-addled incident where he had to carry a passed-out date up three flights of stairs? His fastball hasn't been the same since.
Barry Zito
ReplyDeleteI am going to say Andy Pettite for 2, just cause everyone else will say Roger Clemens.
ReplyDelete#1 - Pharell. He's got that androgynous/closet freak thing going on.
ReplyDeletelol@the notion that pot smoking (and one lame fall down and go boom) will somehow decrease muscle mass to the point of being washed up. I'd say lack of activity would be the main culprit! LOL.
ReplyDeleteThis is right up there with Canseco, thought I'm assuming it's much more recent.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he fell on his arm/shoulder. To a pitcher that's probably like a surgeon getting his hand run over.
ReplyDeleteEwww a Prince Albert haha. Sick.
ReplyDeleteAnd the second one is the Brewers Eric Gagne. But it certainly isn't from pot, that writer is an idiot.
P Diddy or Puff Daddy or whatever the hell his name is now.
ReplyDeleteI don't know anything about sports stars so no guesses for #2.
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ReplyDeletescott storch
ReplyDeleteBarry Zito for #2, he is the Giant's golden boy with a slow fastball, and he looks like a pothead. Justin Timberlake for #1
ReplyDeletelol Bad Fish..too true.
ReplyDeleteif that were the case i'd be a pool of fuckin jelly right now.
Number 2 is definitely Barry Zito. He is known for being a pot head and his fastball has decreased to 83mph
ReplyDeleteBarry Zito does sound about right. He's lost his last seven games; I can't even remember when he was throwing well.
ReplyDelete#1 is either Camel (Jay-Z) or P Diddy.
ReplyDelete#2 has Barry Zito's name all over it. The Giants have completely ruined their team over the next several years due to his ridiculous contract and lost fastball.