Just Change The Names
OK, last week I commented on the story some rag wrote about how Jake was ready to wed Reese despite the fact he hadn't even proposed to her and they hadn't even spoken about her. This week it's time for Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. I am going to print the story first as it was published, and then again, but substituting Jake and Reese for Justin and Jessica.
Justin Timberlake is ready to name a date for his wedding to Jessica Biel, say reports.
The popstar has apparently decided that he wants to settle down with Biel and is researching possible venues for them to tie the knot.
"Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids," said a source. "For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica.
"He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna.
"That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with."
According to The Sun, Timberlake's first choice of venue is the West Indian island Mustique, which doesn't allow paparazzi to visit.
An insider commented: "Although Justin has lived his whole life in the public eye, he feels his wedding is the one day that should remain private.
"To get all his close friends and family to Mustique will cost a fortune, but he can’t put a price on how he feels about Jessica."
The 'SexyBack' singer has previously been romantically linked to Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Dannii Minogue and Scarlett Johansson.
And now lets substitute
Jake Gyllenhaal is ready to name a date for his wedding to Reese Witherspoon, say reports.
The actor has apparently decided that he wants to settle down with Witherspoon and is researching possible venues for them to tie the knot.
"Jake is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids," said a source. "For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Reese.
"He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Jake was working with Jessica Biel.
"That made him certain Reese was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with."
According to The Sun, Gyllenhaal's first choice of venue is the West Indian island Mustique, which doesn't allow paparazzi to visit.
An insider commented: "Although Jake has lived his whole life in the public eye, he feels his wedding is the one day that should remain private.
"To get all his close friends and family to Mustique will cost a fortune, but he can’t put a price on how he feels about Reese."
The 'BrokeBack' actor has previously been romantically (how about just linked?) linked to Kirsten Dunst, and Lance Armstrong, Austin Nichols, and Jennifer Aniston.
Didn't really have to change much at all. This article will work well in any situation. Try it out with any couple that has not actually got engaged yet. My blog is free so if it is crap a few times a week or everyday, who cares. But honestly, I think when you are paying for gossip you deserve something better than this load of crap.
Justin Timberlake is ready to name a date for his wedding to Jessica Biel, say reports.
The popstar has apparently decided that he wants to settle down with Biel and is researching possible venues for them to tie the knot.
"Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids," said a source. "For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica.
"He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna.
"That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with."
According to The Sun, Timberlake's first choice of venue is the West Indian island Mustique, which doesn't allow paparazzi to visit.
An insider commented: "Although Justin has lived his whole life in the public eye, he feels his wedding is the one day that should remain private.
"To get all his close friends and family to Mustique will cost a fortune, but he can’t put a price on how he feels about Jessica."
The 'SexyBack' singer has previously been romantically linked to Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Dannii Minogue and Scarlett Johansson.
And now lets substitute
Jake Gyllenhaal is ready to name a date for his wedding to Reese Witherspoon, say reports.
The actor has apparently decided that he wants to settle down with Witherspoon and is researching possible venues for them to tie the knot.
"Jake is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids," said a source. "For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Reese.
"He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Jake was working with Jessica Biel.
"That made him certain Reese was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with."
According to The Sun, Gyllenhaal's first choice of venue is the West Indian island Mustique, which doesn't allow paparazzi to visit.
An insider commented: "Although Jake has lived his whole life in the public eye, he feels his wedding is the one day that should remain private.
"To get all his close friends and family to Mustique will cost a fortune, but he can’t put a price on how he feels about Reese."
The 'BrokeBack' actor has previously been romantically (how about just linked?) linked to Kirsten Dunst, and Lance Armstrong, Austin Nichols, and Jennifer Aniston.
Didn't really have to change much at all. This article will work well in any situation. Try it out with any couple that has not actually got engaged yet. My blog is free so if it is crap a few times a week or everyday, who cares. But honestly, I think when you are paying for gossip you deserve something better than this load of crap.
Wow, they so do not look like a couple. And by they, I mean all four of them.
ReplyDeleteHoly beards Batman! I don't see why Jessica Biel won't just come out and say she's a lesbian. We all saw the booty smacking pictures of her on the beach with her "trainer" so it's not going to be a surprise.
ReplyDeletelol for the Lance Amstrong :) six wives and 400 pounds notwithstanding, you rock ent!
ReplyDeleteJessica Biel's publicist strikes again!
ReplyDeleteI think this is just a ploy to get attention since production was suspended on Nailed.