Jenna Jameson Takes On A Soccer Team
Jenna Jameson had a very busy night last night. While in London doing something related to porn or really bad plastic surgery, Jenna Jameson was at the Chinawhite nightclub last night and helped the Chelsea Football Club as they celebrated their victory over Liverpool.
Jameson was sitting in a different part of the club until she smelled the money and then went and sat down next to them. When they ignored her, she got up and started doing lap dances for each of them. I guess it was good enough for them to buy her drinks but no one really wanted to actually touch her skanky self.
After figuring out she wasn't going to get anywhere with them she and a friend headed off to the bathroom to touch up their makeup before heading out and facing the paps. Apparently touching up your makeup is code for doing drugs because Jenna was kicked out of the club for trying to take drugs into the bathroom. Apparently the attendant saw what Jenna was going to do and had the bouncers kick her out.
Who knew that Jenna Jameson and Amy Winehouse would share something in common. Thank God they just share the fact they both got kicked out of clubs for drugs and not for the fact they both do porn. Amy Winehouse doing porn is not something I need to see in my lifetime.