Thursday, May 01, 2008

Jenna Jameson Takes On A Soccer Team


Jenna Jameson had a very busy night last night. While in London doing something related to porn or really bad plastic surgery, Jenna Jameson was at the Chinawhite nightclub last night and helped the Chelsea Football Club as they celebrated their victory over Liverpool.

Jameson was sitting in a different part of the club until she smelled the money and then went and sat down next to them. When they ignored her, she got up and started doing lap dances for each of them. I guess it was good enough for them to buy her drinks but no one really wanted to actually touch her skanky self.

After figuring out she wasn't going to get anywhere with them she and a friend headed off to the bathroom to touch up their makeup before heading out and facing the paps. Apparently touching up your makeup is code for doing drugs because Jenna was kicked out of the club for trying to take drugs into the bathroom. Apparently the attendant saw what Jenna was going to do and had the bouncers kick her out.

Who knew that Jenna Jameson and Amy Winehouse would share something in common. Thank God they just share the fact they both got kicked out of clubs for drugs and not for the fact they both do porn. Amy Winehouse doing porn is not something I need to see in my lifetime.

13 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:14 AM

    At another gossip site it had that she was crying but didn't indicate why. I guess this was the reason.

    Guess nobody wanted a plastic doll to play with LOL.

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  2. HA! Yay for the club's attendant! They should get a raise. I wish this happend to all club skanks, male and female, beginning with Parasite.

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  3. Anonymous11:19 AM

    The name of the club is Chinawhite... they're glamorizing and inviting drug users in with that name. What do they expect to happen?

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  4. even though we all knew the answer to the adult actress & singer doing blow in the bathroom, I guess this just really confirms it.

    so THAT's why she lost all that weight and became a bobble head.

    --uj

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  5. im assuimg the football players didn't want to get ass kicked by Baby Huey/ Tito.

    no shock that the girl likes her coke,however dind't she JUST annouce they were trying to have a baby???

    used up ho.

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  6. Porn stars use drugs??!!

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  7. are her & Tito done?

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  8. Speaking of whores, anyone see that Deborah Jeane Palfrey commited suicide? Details on my blog.

    http://askahooker.blogspot.com

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  9. was she the one wh employed the Spitzer slut?

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  10. Anonymous12:15 PM

    I read that she committed suicide at her mom's house if I remember correctly.

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  11. "Suicide" uh huh.


    Wonder if JJ has aids, is that why she's behaving so buckwild?

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  12. No, Jax, she was the D.C. Madam.

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  13. Hi, I was at the party at China White. It was actually jenna's own party that the Chelsea players went to. China White paid jenna to host a party there. She had one large table there and stayed there all night. She did NOT move closer to the Chelsea team. In fact, one of the players and a UK rugby player asked to be introduced to her! She politely said she didn't know who the Chelsea player was and had never heard of Chelsea FC (being American I suppose she wouldn't!) And for the record, jenna is worth over $120million. She's also dating a famous UFC star. Doubt she needs a rich footballer to date! A bouncer pushed and elbowed Jenna in the face, which was why she left the venue crying. She was not thrown out for drugs from what I could make out, as a person who was standing by very closely to the action... Give the girl a break.

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