Wednesday, May 28, 2008

I'm With Stupid Shirts Are Big Sellers


Hey, if you are planning on being anywhere near Sharon Stone anytime in the next few years you can go ahead and get one of those I'm with stupid shirts and no one will even blink. Actually they probably wouldn't have blinked before, but now for sure they will know who you are talking about.

Sharon Stone has always been a too good for her own britches idiot who somehow took one role and became a diva despite no discernible acting talent. She's a Hills star who showed pu**y and somehow became famous for that. The only reason that movie wasn't straight to Cinemax was because Michael Douglas was in it. Any other actor and it goes straight to the spank channel.

In perhaps the most boneheaded moves in the history of boneheadedness, Sharon Stone said in an interview that the Chinese earthquake was caused by bad karma. Way to piss off about a quarter of the world's population for a start, and the rest of the population who hears that crap coming out of your mouth. Want to ever get financing for anything again? Not going to happen? Want to be the spokesperson for a charity? Not going to happen? Want a rich person to marry? Unless he wants to keep you in a closet locked at home, it ain't going to happen.

"I'm not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans, because I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so, I have been very concerned about how to think and what to do about that because I don't like... that.

"I've been concerned about how we should deal with the Olympics, because they're not being nice to the Dali Lama who is a good friend of mine. And then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and I thought, is that karma? When you're not nice that the bad things happen to you?"

Wow. Her comments remind me of all the crap that people said after 9/11 or that church group who goes to soldiers funerals. Have you been a bad person Sharon? Is that why your face looks like you get beaten by a bowling ball everyday? Are you a bad person Sharon? Is that why the upskirt photos of you last week looked like you had bigger balls than most guys? By the way Sharon, don't you have like two kids? Where the hell are your kids? I sure do see you gallivanting all over the world, but somehow, your kids are never there.

I'm sure you will come out with some statement saying you were misquoted or misunderstood and then throw some charity thing for the Chinese. "Oh, I know. We'll serve rice." You will then write a song to raise awareness of the problem and probably f**k a Chinese guy or Bai Ling for awhile, just to show you care. Not going to work. Bye.