Did You Know Jodie Foster Was Gay?

I'm just waiting for someone to read the headline and not read the post, and then call me an idiot for not knowing Jodie is gay. What I really can't believe is that Jodie Foster is the same kind of cheating on your significant other kind of liar that so many others are. According to The Enquirer, Jodie cheated on her partner of 14 years with a much younger woman. I just have a hard time picturing Jodie using the same tired old cliches as any other cheater out there.

"Oh, yeah, I'm in a relationship, but it's been dead for years."

"We're only together for the kids."

"We have an understanding."

"How much do you charge?"

Whoops. That last one is really just from personal experience, and is probably not indicative of what Jodie said when she decided to cheat and break up her long term relationship. Can't you just see Jodie over the years just railing against any guy in the world who cheated on his significant other for someone much younger. I know she said it and you know she said it, but she went ahead and did it anyway.

Does anyone else feel a huge sense of disappointment to know that Jodie did it? Meanwhile. Poor Cydney right? Where is she? Still living with Jodie. Jodie is probably bringing home her new girlfriend each night and they laugh and play while Cydney cries herself to sleep in the basement. Know the feeling Cydney. The now broken couple continues planning to raise the children together, but you know that pretty soon, Jodie will make up some excuse and Cydney will be reduced to the odd phone call every other Mothers Day. Err Fathers Day?