Did He Throw It Across The Room?
In a miracle of science that would make even Tom Cruise proud, Clay Aiken has impregnated someone. No, he isn't the father of the man having a baby, but rather the woman he lives with when he in LA. Jaymes Foster is 50 years old and has no kids, so she decided she wanted to have little Clay Aiken's running around and he knocked her up.
No, not by actually having sex. That would be so dirty. No, instead he picked up some gay porn and donated some sperm manually. And when I say manually, well I was going to make a joke about more men, but I think everyone has pretty much got the point. And when I say point, I think, ahh, never mind.
I'm happy for the woman who just happens to be David Foster's sister, but I'm thinking she could have picked almost anyone on the planet who would have been a better choice than Clay. Clay wants to be a hands on parent. See, that's why she could have picked almost anyone else in the world and done better.
