Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Crackhead Kids


Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, Amy Winehouse is caught on video. No, it isn't taking drugs, or having sex although that would be pretty painful for all of us. No, it's much worse. No, it isn't Amy sucking on Pete's nasty fingers one by one or watching her smile big for the cameras displaying her missing teeth. Brace yourselves.

Amy Winehouse wants kids with Blaaaaaake and she shares it with the world or the paps or at least in her mind. Yes, you heard it straight from her. Queen Crackhead wants kids. Obviously she sees what a great parent Pete Doherty is to his kid. You know, being a role model and all that. Pete did see his kid the other day for the first time in forever, and the kid probably wanted to know why he had pissed off his mom so much that she made him spend time with dad.

For f**ks sake, lets pretend that somehow Blaaaaaake gets our of jail before Amy kills herself, and they manage to stay sober long enough to have sex, and Blaaaaaaaaaaaake manages to get Amy pregnant. Ummm, are we all going to sit here and say that Amy is going to be 100% sober through her pregnancy? There is not a chance in hell, and this baby is going to have the worst life in the entire world. There probably isn't a birth defect known to man that this kid won't have, and Amy can't wait to make it all happen.

The video was messing up the formatting of the site, so if you want to see it, click here.

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