Monday, April 14, 2008

Try And Try But You Will Never Top This


Some of the women in my blind items have been very creative at getting revenge on their cheating partners, but this one wins hands down, simply for the fact that it was all caught on video.

Lets summarize before we watch the tape. The woman in the tape Tricia Walsh Smith who is probably most famous to US audiences as the Benny Hill woman who would always end up topless. Prior to marrying her 74 year old British playwright husband Philip Smith for love, (Uh huh) she was told by him they could never have sex because he had high blood pressure.

No doubt the 49 year old was devastated that she would not be able to have sex with the wrinkly old guy, but being the trooper she is, accepted it as fact. Until she discovered Viagra, porn movies and condoms in a drawer. She was so ticked off she decided to call his office, and to get it all on videotape.

She also reveals details in the video about their pre-nup, but I can't figure out what kind of porn the old man was into.




11 comments:

  1. is it just me, or is she on something?

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  2. Holy Hell. What kind of world are we living in? She may be totally forthright about all of this, but the impression I get is that he has grounds for divorce, as in, she's nuts. I don't know if I'd marry someone if there was to be no sex, so it would seem that she married him solely for the money. Unless he's a fabulous conversationalist.

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  3. That's funny, but talk about schmucks, why would she marry a 74 year old??? Don't say love or I'll gag.

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  4. wait, since they never consummated the relationship, isn't that grounds for like, annulment?

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  5. oh, and imdb says that she has a child with him? lol how does that work?

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  6. Anonymous10:20 AM

    i dont even know what to say about this. i heard somewhere that a marriage with no sex involved can be easily anuled is that right?
    whatever she has crazy eyes¡ and she just gave him grounds for divorce :p

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  7. she totally has the crazy eyes! Thanks "How I Met Your Mother"!!

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  8. Anonymous11:53 AM

    Hm. Some "revenge". I'm sure the annulment issue is the exact reason he lied to her about her ability to safely perform. She acts like he's the big bad wolf, completely neglecting the issue that she's a grown woman and should be taking care of her damn self, and not expecting a lengthy list of perks and benefits for being married.

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  9. Obviously he didn't want to do it with her and preferred his own company.

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  10. I think it was an excellent post, and I find Les Suckno revolting and beyond offensive.

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  11. The guy was probably more into the old bald-headed guy on Benny Hill, he wanted to smack that guy's bald head, and thought this chick could hook him up.

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