Today's Blind Items
#1 - Just because you are a male Dove Award winner doesn't mean you are above doing a little meth huh? Kind of seems hypocritical, but that's just me. Did you get off the hillbilly heroin yet, or are you still doing that as well? And, no it isn't Vince Gill. If he was doing meth he wouldn't be 50 pounds overweight.
#2 - This used to be B list actor on a hit comedy network show is now C list and hopefully fading fast. BIG dater this guy. Decided that he wanted to give the ladies a little something extra and so had a piercing inserted into a place that 99.999999999999999% of guys would say no thanks. Since he got it installed (is that the right word?) it has just been one big infection, and numerous trips to the doctor. Needless to say, unless his plan included giving the ladies a pus infected mess, he probably ain't getting any for a very long time.
No 1 - don't know.
ReplyDeleteNo 2 - Ewwwwwwwww.........
#2 thats just to much.. my stomach is now turning. and I think the hard wear "installed" is a perfect word... hilarious!
ReplyDelete1. Kirk Franklin
ReplyDelete2. Zach Braff
#1.tobymac
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ReplyDeleteooh im jumping on the zach braff bandwagon!
ReplyDeletespeaking of meth, i am still SO stuck on that previous blind about the tweaker who was out in public, at a party doing it in front of everyone.....
PLEASE reveal this one, ent!!!!!!!
& speaking of reveals, PLEASE reveal SOMETHING, it's been forever!
#1 - no clue
ReplyDelete#2 - David Spade
#1 Chris Tomlin
ReplyDelete#2 no idea, but maybe Zach Braff...
#1 no clue
ReplyDelete#2 Wilmer Valderrama from That 70's show?
Ooooohhhh....LOVE the Wilmer guess...ha...what a loser.
ReplyDelete#1--no clue but I agree with gossipmonger that we need to revisit the red carpet tweaker cuz I don't remember anyone coming up with a definitive answer yet, unless we missed something...I swear R. Quaid could be a contender but no one has ever agreed with me.
ReplyDelete#2--Lovely.
as someone who once had her delicate insides SHREDDED by someone with the same aforementioned piercing (to an emergency-room-worthy degree) i call upon all mean who love vaginas to JUST SAY NO!!
ReplyDeleteahaha freudian: i meant "men" and not "mean". but it was both.
ReplyDeletePeople still get Prince Alberts?
ReplyDeleteLet's hope it's healed in time for the Warped tour.
I PRAY that this is Zach Braff.
I wonder if #1 hangs out with the pro-God A list country star coke head from the other blind. They would have an interesting fellowship study group.
ReplyDeleteI like the Wilmer guess for #2
Oh jindi, how awful. That made me squeeze my legs together just reading what you went through. Hope you healed beautifully. Serves the d*ckhead right.
ReplyDeleteHow sad :( Guys with pierced nether regions can be fun, if things are done "right". I knew a guy with two down there. They formed a cross! First time, he hit something wrong, and I swear the veins running down my legs got too irritated for me to walk very well. Awful. Second time, he got it right, and it was lovely :)
ReplyDeletegross-most guys don't how to keep it clean and its gets nasty.
ReplyDelete*ladies-never bone a guy with a Prince Albert unless you've seen the state of his bathroom.
I'd love to see #2 in he Random Photo mix.
ReplyDeleteI think we'll be able to spot him by his "wide stance"
#1- might be Gary Chapman... he's Amy Grants ex husband and she was in the photos today..
ReplyDeleteLuv #2---ROLF
ReplyDelete(after I gagged and icked for a bit...)
No way is a pierced penis coming anywhere near me. Clean or otherwise.
ReplyDeleteI had to look up "Dove Awards". Never heard of them before. Judging from the pictures the answer is either TobyMac or Chris Tomlin as they both look really sweaty, and Chris Tomlin in particular looks like hell run over by a 4x4. I don't know who any of these people are, so I really don't give a rat's one.
ReplyDeleteBTW- Meth users can be fat. I know, I know, illogical, but I've known a few.
As for #2- is Charlie Sheen just big enough of a lush to have a Prince Albert done?
charlie sheen is the highest paid guy on tv right now, so i cant see it being him.....
ReplyDeletewait..the top three are charlie, hugh laurie and...zach braff! hmm... well, i guess my highest paid actor theory has a hole in it.........
not chris tomlin, trust. my bet is toby mac-
ReplyDeleteLove the Wilmer guess! I can't see Zach Braff with this "problem". Sorry, just can't...
ReplyDeleteFirst time commenter. I thought of David Schwimmer for #2. The guy is always with a gorgeous girl, and I have no idea how he does it. And, disturbingly, he seems like he'd be a freak in the hay.
ReplyDelete"pus-infected mess"
ReplyDeleteI just got a little dizzy.
What about Jeremy Piven?
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ReplyDeleteNetwork.
Not Wilmer, not Pivert. At least not in this case.
I quite enjoyed the prince albert peircing I hopped on... sorry to hear about the negative experiences.
ReplyDelete#2, Schwimmer is gay and has been his whole fricking life. That's why you've never seen him with a girl while FRIENDS was on. He has a boyfriend and he lives with him in Chicago. This is definitely Wilmer, just by the "Big Dater" comment when he whored out all the girls he had been with on Howard Stern.
ReplyDeleteDon't know about #1.
#2: I do like the Wilmer guess quite a bit, but Braff seems a little off in that I doubt he is C List due to his deal to move Scrubs to ABC next year for which he is getting PAID.
ReplyDeleteActually my first thought was Matthew Perry, although his having done a couple high-profile films might disqualify him. He has apparently dated a lot, but he keeps things pretty quiet. Oh, and the BI doesn't say that the actor is on a current hit show...
I actually had a gay boyfriend with a PA (yes, pretty much all of my boyfriends have been gay; I DO have issues but I also love my gay boys!). He showed it to me once at a party and it actually looked quite lovely. However, his then-boyfriend told me that it was really painful for him during sex--although he put up with the pain/pleasure out of love for his man--but it seems that someone who "knows how to use it" could make you feel REALLY nice.
The point is, what about Matthew Perry? Or, um, maybe Brad Garrett from Everybody Loves Raymond? Ick--just kidding!
Here's a list of all the Dove Award Winners to help narrow #1 down:
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I don't have the slightest idea about those two blinds, but - JINDI! Poor you. Interesting, 'cause I once happened to have sex with somebody whose d*** was pierced and I loved it - so maybe your guy just had a really awful taste in piercings, like the thing had the wrong shape or something? I mean, edges are forbidden down there, so much should be clear. But a "normal", round-shaped little piercing...? Again: Oh my god, poor you. Going to the hospital and having to explain...!
ReplyDeleteHow about Ed Cash he actually won over Vince Gill one year they were in the same category.
ReplyDeletesome of the best sex I ever had in my life was with a guy with a Prince Albert, but I imagine it could go the other way, too. fortunately for me, he was willing to take it out or leave it in depending on my mood. too bad he was a creep in every other way!
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ReplyDeleteNow the blind reads "used to be" so I am reading the meaning as the show is over.
So I love the Wilmer guess... since he was such a sh*t and named every female he has seen naked. And lets be honest he has earned the pus filled penis. hahaha!
But if I was going to name another former B lister from a hit network show... it would be Matt LeBlanc. He seemed to have lost his mind a few years ago...
1. no clue
ReplyDelete2. what about matt leblanc
My vote goes for Wilmer...
ReplyDeleteBrad Garrett for #2? Just read in people that he is divorced and dating.
ReplyDelete1.) Everyone's favorite hypocritical f-up...Scott Stapp!!!
ReplyDelete2.) I don't know, but I am thinking BIG and 99.99999999% are clues...
#2 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteI hope it's Wilmer Valdermanwhora. I still kinda like Zach Braff.
ice angel - I think you've got #1. If Kid Rock calls you an idiot, you know you've got problems.
p.s. Also, ice, Wilmer claims to have a "big" dick.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Moosh...even Fred Durst had a few choice words for good old Scottie boy...now there's two really important opinions! If those two dregs of humanity think you're a loser-you've got REAL problems! LOL!!!
ReplyDelete2. Anyone think of James Woods? He's on the show Shark and he used to be a b list actor. now def. c.
ReplyDelete1. no clue
waaaaay back to Selenakyle at 2:22 yesterday..absoflippinlutely Randy Quaid...he was fired last year from a production in Seattle verbal/physcal abusive to cast members...real ass..I'm sure he's an answer to a blind or two.
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