Thursday, April 10, 2008

Today's Blind Items

Are you a gay actor looking for a beard? Then look no further. This B/C list actress from at least two very hit television shows is willing to be your beard for a price. Apparently this actress has been approaching actors at parties who the public perceives as gay or are on the fence about and is willing to be their girlfriend for a price. The thing is it gets even better. She is offering more than just the services of a single woman in her 30's to act as a girlfriend. See, our actress is married and her celebrity husband is completely on board with the plan. Their idea is that any guy who can break up a marriage or at least appear to break up a marriage must be straight, at least in the eyes of the public. Meanwhile, the gay actor can enjoy fun times with our actress' husband who happens to like playing on both sides of the fence. This just has win/win written all over it doesn't it.


89 comments:

  1. I have absolutely no idea, but let's keep in mind ent calls the husband of the B/C actress a "celebrity" and not an actor

    -uj

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  2. Courtney Cox and David Arquette??

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  3. courteney cox is over 40.

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  4. Sometimes I wonder what we'd have to talk about if these celebs ever came out?

    It seems to me there's more hassles trying to play straight than there'd be in just being honest.

    But, that's just me...

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  5. First time poster, here.

    I guess Alyson Hannigan, even though I'm not sure her current show is such a hit and her husband (are they still married?) is not that much of a celebrity. He always has given off that vibe, maybe because he played that gay dentist in some movie.

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  6. True! I forget Courtney is a bit long in the tooth... how about Tiffani Thiessen? She's was in Saved by the Bell and 90210 and is married to an "artist"...

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  7. This B/C list actress from at least two very hit television shows is willing to be your beard for a price.

    This is a majah clue. Me thinks it's someone who has been on TV for some time.

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  8. Alyson Hannigan is a great guess and her hubby was kinda metro on Buffy.

    the celeb hubby part is where it snags...hmm.

    Welcome sssssssssssssnake.

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  9. life - yes,didn't see your post.

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  10. Melissa Joan Hart
    Tiff Thiessen
    Nicole Eggert- is she married?

    thinking...

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  11. Elisabeth Hasselbeck. 2 hit shows are the View and Survivor. Haha. He DID call them actresses in RPs. That shit would so make my day.

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  12. Alyson Hannigan is on "How I Met Your Mother". I don't think it would be her since she is empolyed. It sounds more like someone looking for publicity.

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  13. Umm...I immediately thought of SJP. The single woman in her 30s thing reminded me of SATC. I don't know if "3 2 1 Contact" and "Square Pegs" count as hit TV shows, but she's been on them before. Her husband Matthew Broderick also qualifies as a celebrity.

    But if not her, maybe Courteney Cox? Or Sarah Michelle Gellar? She was on All My Children and Buffy.

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  14. SJP is in her 40's. Too old for this.

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  15. This if off topic, but I think I solved the Randy Jones blind item about Tom Cruise! Enty wrote on April 8: You should know by now that I always share. Always. Not always with names attached, but I share. But when did I share? That is the question. Oh, and it isn't a very long story either.

    Here is Blind #2 from December 26, 2007:
    "But how do you really know that this male B list film star is really gay?" Answer- "Because he spent a great deal of time on his knees proving it to me." This has GOT to be the ending to the story that "Randy tells ... really well."

    I apologize if somebody else has already come up with this.

    Lynne

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  16. What about Sarah Michelle Gellar? She's in her 30's, was on All My Children and Buffy and Prinze is rumored to swing both ways.

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  17. lynne - go back and read the comments and answer complete with youtube link.

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  18. Nuts. So, what blind was it?

    Lynne

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  19. lynne - you're correct. thought you would like the youtube link.

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  20. Anonymous2:15 PM

    I'm on the Sarah Michelle Gellar train. There's always been rumors about her hubby.

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  21. Lynne, it was the one you pointed out, plus blue post it also posted the link to a youtube of a dj saying Randy Jones said Tom Cruise gave him a blowjob in a bar in 1992.

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  23. I don't think Messing is B/C.

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  25. captivagrl-

    please post the link to the YouTube video or face my wrath.

    XOXO,
    Marisa

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  26. I don't think it's Sarah Michelle Gellar (or is it Sarah Michelle Prinze now?) Even though Freddie Prinze Jr. doesn't seem to do a lot of acting anymore, I would still consider him an actor, not a celebrity.

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  27. Sorry y'all, this is WAY OT but I'm distraught about the polygamy deal right now in Texas.

    The news just gets sicker and sicker.

    They found beds at the top of the temple with rumply sheets and women's hair.

    One 16yo girl has supposedly had 4 children already.

    Marrying and "puppy farming" girls as soon as they're 13 or 14, basically. Frickin' sick.

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  28. But lana, that does cause some confusion, doesn't it? If someone was on two hit shows, wouldn't they be more than B/C? I would think they'd be A/B or at least a solid B, no?

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  29. Thank you, Captivagirl and Twisted Sister. I got one right! Late, but right! Yay!

    Lynne

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  30. I was going to say Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, but her husband isn't a celebrity, just a run-of-the-mill actor you've never heard of.

    So, I'm going with Elizabeth Berkley. Married to artist Greg Lauren, nephew of designer Ralph Lauren. Pic is on Wikipedia.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Lauren

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  31. marisa - check the comment section from the BI tuesday(8th). it's in there.:)

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  32. On the other hand, other than Saved By the Bell, I don't know what other hit show Elizabeth Berkley's been on where she wasn't just guest starring.

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  33. Adrian- it doesn't say anywhere that the actress is unemployed currently. or were you just 'hunching' that?

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  34. 1st thought was Courtney Cox, 2nd thought was Angie Harmon. I know Courtney Cox is too old, but Some how I don't see Jason Sehorn as BI. Hasselback maybe, but not Sehorn.

    I'm torn. I can't think of another woman who fits the bill.

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  35. Maybe Jane Krakowski? She's in the random photos, which is what made me think of her. She's in her 30s, in two "very hit" tv shows. Her husband is somewhat of a celebrity but not an actor. She should be a solid B, but could be considered B/C.

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  36. i know it says celebrity, and not actor for the husband

    But I am thinking Rebecca Gayhart and Eric Dane

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  37. What about Kelly Rippa?

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  38. What about Rebecca Romijn for a B/C since she is not lead in Ugly Betty nor was she in that David Spade sitcom, just her failed TV show Pepper Dennis.

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  39. Jax-- I'm just thinking it is someone who needs money or publicity. Not someone who is on a current show. She is also not married that long, either.

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  40. Lynne, better late than never!

    I was thinking Lisa Kudrow (Mad About You and Friends), but I'm not sure you'd consider her husband a celebrity husband.

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  41. oh, and if Dragnet counts as a hit show,Eva Longoria would work too

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  42. rereading this it appears the actress is looking to make it appear that the closet case would/is going to split up her marriage. i don't think anyone with kids would fit..like Kelly.

    So an actress wants to ditch her bi hubby without anyone knowing he's bi and instead would rather look like a cheating ho. hmm.

    a thought..Dancing with the Stars?
    Jennie Garth...help me out on this i dont watch.

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  43. Laura- or Young n the Restless.

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  44. DWtS is a good guess for one of the shows. Jennie Garth's husband is an actor, though, and I think EL would have said actor instead of celebrity.

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  45. A shame our subject is married. Otherwise, this would scream Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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  46. Twsit..i was thinking that but i dont any other people on that show..plus the "win/win" makes me think its a competition show.

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  47. Tori Spelling. She needs to money since she didn't get much after her dad passed away....

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  48. 1st time posting - Bob Guinea and Rebecca Budig?

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  49. How about Kate Walsh? She's got that very fey producer husband, and she's been speculated to be gay. It would be a win/win/win for her.

    and nice to see you back Adrian!

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  50. thnx for your comment Twist!
    i haven't said anyhting here..so don't worry you weren't left out, just didn't want to shout it loud n proud.

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  51. *********OFF TOPIC************

    Hey peeps - come leave a comment over on Jax blog, too.

    http://jaxsaid.blogspot.com/

    We can hang out here and there....like in stereo.

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  52. oh christ..you weren't kidding.

    ok guys after party at my place..but warning its still a work in progress!

    thnx TS....i think lol.

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  53. Is Tina Fey married?

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  54. W00T!!!! New hang-out!!!

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  55. Anonymous3:56 PM

    a cyber-hangout!! ok, i'll bring cyber-liquor!

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  56. Tina is married and has a kid.

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  57. Jax, sorry. You have to remember if you blink, you lost your opportunity to stop me.

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  58. hahah no worries...its all good.

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  59. If children rule someone out, Jennie Garth has 3 kiddiots. But it would be funny since there was recently a feature about her and her husband Peter spouts some really romantic/stalkish stuff about her beauty and his luck etc...


    Since nobody else is actually paying attention to the clues and just naming off people I'm going with Marion Ross. It says at least 2 hit shows and she's been in at least 2 if not more.

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  60. Anonymous4:10 PM

    for some reason, jennie garth came to mind.

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  61. visman i was thinking Bea Authur from Maude AND Golden Girls but hotdamnit i think you may be on to something.

    seriously i think its someone from DWTS but i dont watch so im tapped out.

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  62. Me either Jax, I can't think of any tv actresses that have been on the show. IDK Betty White has been on a lot of hit shows.

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  63. Anonymous4:21 PM

    oops, she has children. okay, how about rebecca gayheart? just throwin' it out there, although i hope it isn't her, because eric dane is hot!

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  64. If it is Rebecca; I'm going to become a closeted actor ASAP.

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  65. jax, I just checked out your blog breifly... nice and that's the picture of Jennie from the article I was refering to in my post. I may have to re-think because hottie husband is looking questionable in those crocs.

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  66. anyone in crocs is questionable.
    shoes should not come out of a rubber mold. IMO.

    night kids!

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  67. Does the win/win perhaps refer to a game show (maybe the "celebrity husband")? Like the DWTS guesses...or another traditional game show (no one coming to mind, however).

    Oh! What about Angie Harmon for the Lainey Blind item about the actress who is losing weight?

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  68. Keeko, yeah, that's what Jax mentioned above. Every time I think of someone, they're too old to fit the blind.

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  69. Oh, right, thanks TS...missed that comment...perhaps 'great minds' think alike?

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  70. Keeko, you've got it!! ;-)

    I don't like this blind. We could use another hint.

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  71. Thanks, TS! Ok, now that I have had a glass of wine & poked around a bit on IMDB with some of the other guesses listed above, here is a bit of a stretch, but could work:

    Re: the Sarah Michelle Gellar (now Prinze) and Freddie Prinze Jr. guesses from above...

    IMDB says:
    Freddie has recently taken up tap dancing. He was on People's Best Dressed list (ok, in 2000, but still) AND is filming "Jack & Jill vs. The World (for the win/win clue).

    So, as I said, a bit of a stretch, but wine always helps.

    That's all I got (until my next glass, that is).

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  72. they don't fit this BI, but if Rob and Amber Mariano are reading this, ENT just gave Rob a great idea.

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  73. Guys, many of the actresses you mentioned are still very prominent. This has to be a nothing actress, even though she has had two hit shows. Someone like Jane Krakowski whom no matter what, is still a nothing, and has no sex appeal, even though she has been shoved down our throats as sexy. Angie Harmon is nothing all right, but her husband counts her out.

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  74. I think Kate Walsh is a greatttt guess...her wedding was a sham, anyways (to keep prying eyes from her female "companions")

    I definitely think this is kate walsh.

    -uj

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  75. I think Kate Walsh is a greatttt guess...her wedding was a sham, anyways (to keep prying eyes from her female "companions")

    I definitely think this is kate walsh.

    -uj

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  76. Orlando, Courtney and David?

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  77. Kate Walsh is not 30, and she has no money problems, not with the Cadillac ad, her show being picked for a second season, and a movie that starts shooting next week.

    This is a though one but i think it's
    Nikki Cox
    -Right age
    -Married last December to Jay Mohr that is an actor/writer, and does have a slightly ambiguous look about him.
    -Was in BayWatch, Blossom, The Nanny,
    -Mighty be worried about money since her latest gig, Las Vegas got canceled, and has no current projects in line

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  78. Definitely Eva Longoria. Hit shows Desperate Housewives & Young & the Restless. Husband Tony definitely fits the celebrity status criteria or else I think Ent would've said Actor or Singer, etc.

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  79. Chasingheaven--I was thinking Eva too, but I didn't want to say it!!

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  80. Desperate Housewives, being the hit that it is, would make Eva a B lister, not a B/C lister, no? O

    r did EL reduce her value because he hates her so much?

    I also don't think Tony Parker is gay!

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  81. Anonymous8:51 AM

    The only two here that make sense Imo are Kate Walsh, or the Sarah Michelle guesses so far. Does he put up pics of ppl who it might be in the rest of the blogs? I ask because a lot of ppl were guess ppl that he had pic posted after this BI.

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  82. Age eliminates Walsh, and my first favorite, Jeri Ryan, married to Chef Christophe Eme.

    I still like Nikki Cox, anyone that has been on Bay Watch is has to be taken seriously as a contender for a blind.

    Eva would be perfect fit except, she wouldn't be doing it for money but for fame, and to relaunch a much wnated movi career

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  83. If it is Alyson & Alexis, I wish they were looking for an extra girl instead of boy!!!

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  84. What about Tori and Dean.....

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  85. Come to think of it Ted had a blind item last year around this time stating both John Mayer and Derek Jeter are into the same thing, and it's assumed he's talking about this again. It could be both since Perez Hilton is stating he and Mayer made out and Jeter is accused of asking a former Yankee employee to make out with him. Neither would surprise me. Since they both prefer dating only female celebrities who are hot and make a news for having great bodies.

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