Today's Blind Items
#1 - Apparently someone is living out whatever fantasies they can think of. This Academy Award winning/nominated A list film actor and his girlfriend decided to go car shopping. They picked out a modest $150,000 car to take for a little test drive. When they got back an hour later, they said thanks, but no thanks to the salesperson and drove off. Inside the car was the smell of sex and a used condom. Apparently someone decided not to clean up after themselves. The owner of the dealership placed a call to our actor to say that he did not find it humorous and was not sure if the car would be able to sell now because of the smell and was going to contact his attorneys. Our actor then decided that perhaps he ought to just go ahead and buy the car.
#2 - This rock star's divorce has been so acrimonious (nice word huh?) and he hates his C list ex so much that he loves calling her up and talking to her or leaving messages while he has having sex with whatever woman he happens to be with him at that time.
I'd like to say Nikki Sixx for #2 but I don't think his wife even qualifies for C list.
ReplyDeleteI was just going to say the same thing! I think it is Nikki Sixx. he's the type who would do that.
ReplyDelete#1 clooney clooney clooney
ReplyDelete#2 I'm down w/ the nikki sixx guess. I really don't like kat von d
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Nikki Sixx was my guess.
ReplyDelete#1 - No idea but eeewwww......
ReplyDelete#2 - I thought Nikki Six, too, but isn't he with Kat Von D now? or is that some other rocker dude?
I thought maybe Travis Barker?
#1 Have to think about this one
ReplyDelete#2 Richie Sambora & Heather locklear?
oh, totally agree indigoblue - i vote travis barker and shanna whatever.
ReplyDelete1 - George Clooney (He is a joker)
ReplyDelete2 - How about Kidd Rock
EL always refers to Clooney as A+. This one ain't Clooney, peeps.
ReplyDeleteSylvia - love the new avatar. What does the bottom say? These old eyes can only see the word Bitch...lol.
Jack Nicholson
ReplyDelete#2 Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli? They divorced in -05, but could still hate each other, i guess. Maybe he dislikes all the attention she's gotten recently.
ReplyDeleteApril, if Valerie is to be believed, they get along great. I was thinking of Rod Stewart for #2, but geeze, once again it could be anyone.
ReplyDeleteNah, Rod Stewart is really *really* tight with a buck -- no way would he even *risk* messing up a $150K car.
ReplyDeleteHe would have gotten a rental!
#1. robin williams #2.macca (heather C-list celeb)
ReplyDeleteCaptivagrl- think you hit it! Love both your guesses. I think Heather Mills & PM are both assholes, not just Heather.
ReplyDeletethe "didn't think it was funny" line sold me on Robin Williams.
the "smell" was that bad? like the seinfeld valet episode? wow.
ReplyDeletei plugged in acrimonious rock star and got Paul Mccartney!
ReplyDeleteand Paul Weller but he's been divorced awhile i think.
Lainie - Rod Stewart for #2, not the blind about the car....lol.
ReplyDeleteOh, I guessed George and Nikki over at GossipRocks, but I REALLY LIKE the Paul McCartney guess.
ReplyDeleteDon't know if it's true, or if it's something that he could do, at least without the Flamingo taping it and selling it, but it's a nice thought.
Plus the car was only $50K.
ReplyDeleteCap, I think you're right about it being Macca and Mucca.
So did George and Sarah pick up a male hooker to share in the backseat? Kinky!
ReplyDeleteTwist,
ReplyDeleteI saw Valerie B. on Oprah, and know she said that, but I guess I tend to be sceptical of how these celebrities tend to spin things. But you are probably quite right! Thanks! Rod Stewart is an excellent guess!:=) (Fat pregnancy nose- ha ha).
you need your glasses there twist?
ReplyDelete$150 000. lol
April, just when you think I'm right, I think I'm wrong and Captiva is right. Doesn't it just sound like Paul and Heather?
ReplyDeleteI need someone's glasses, damnit!
Wait, let me take my teeth out of the jar and put my glasses on and I'll just read that blind item again.
I tend to think that whoever the rock star is doesn't have underage children to worry about.
ReplyDeleteChild custody dispute + tapes of you having sex with others = the judge might get the wrong idea.
i guess it's just me but how is heather c list
ReplyDeleteeileen- it doesn't say C list actress so im taking it to be on name recognition and we've ALL been talkin about her goldigging ass for awhile now.
ReplyDeletejust a thought about #1....i was thinking James Woods and his underage GF...seems like something they would do!
ReplyDelete#2-- No clue
LOL if it were Macca and Heather, the voice mails would have been "accidentally leaked" by now!!
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Jamie Foxx for #1, and Paul M/Heather M for #2. Heather M could be such a vile person that Paul would get a kick out of tormenting her.
ReplyDeleteSorry for the double post, but Jamie Foxx was nominated for best supporting in 04 and also won for best actor in 04.
ReplyDeleteI thought Nikki Sixx too, but his ex wife is, like, F list.
ReplyDeleteCall Perez!
ReplyDeleteJonathan Jaxson - JJsDirt.com
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Since he gives out everyone's phone number, here is his mobile: 718.813.1296
Happy late birthday Perez!!!
Jax, true we all know her name i guess. But I think if it were her we would have all heard the tapes by now because she would have been holding daily press conferences.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know if Navarro and Electra split on good terms?
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm a little late to the party, but here are my guesses. For #1, my first thought was George Clooney & Sarah, but it could also be Adrien Brody and his girlfriend. For #2, like a lot of others, I immediately thought Nikki Sixx, although Paul McCartney's not a bad guess - the big clue being "acrimonious," which it's certainly been, although I'm not really sure he would stoop to that level. I mean, he's in his 60s, and don't you think he's just glad to be rid of her?
ReplyDelete@ Martin Devon - that's hilarious! I like JJ - he's a pretty decent guy. Who the Fuck would want to hookup with Perez? ew! Both John Mayer and JJ should really get some self-respect.
ReplyDelete#2 screams to me Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra. If Carmen Electra is not the epitome of C list, then I don't know what is. Besides their whole "oh, we're best friends through our divorce" partyline, he went out and boinked a bunch of porn stars and directed his own porn movie.
ReplyDeleteNo idea for #1.
#2 is SO Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler. They're always trashing each other on myspace and every way they can.
ReplyDeleteNikki Sixx has been divorced for awhile and moved on to Kat-D. Macca having sex and calling up Heather?? Ewww I SO do not think so.
Travis calling Shanna while fucking Paris Hilton? Makes PERFECT sense.
As for Clooney for #1, he seems a little too classy for that. But then again he is dating a skanky former Vegas escort so who knows.
I am on board with the Nikki Six/Donna D'whateverhernameis.
ReplyDeleteThe first one, hahaha, have some class....Well I guess the policy should not be you break it you bought it to you spunk it up you bought it...with lots of disinfecting spray provided. No flippin' clue, but I think I can guess that rod he's been rockin' in those jeans might be a bit, tinsy, tiny wisp of a thing...not that it matters....
Clooney... who else?
ReplyDeleteI agree with marisa: I think Paul is just as much a jerk as Heather. I don't know why he's treated like a king, like it's heresy to criticize him. I think Linda put up with a lot more than we realize and Heather just wasn't mature enough or smart enough to deal with him.
ReplyDeleteNO WAY do I think it's McCartney and Heather. She's wreaked such havoc that I imagine he never wants to hear her voice again. Also, she would blurt that out to the paps in a heartbeat. Nah, doesn't work for me.
ReplyDeleteYou know, the BI says that the star calls his ex when he's with "whateveer woman he happens to be with..." It doesn't say when he's with his new girlfriend. Perhaps this rocker hasn't officially hooked up w/ someone and is playing fast and loose. Who is newly single and playing the field? Are Nikki and Kat an "item" or would he be considered playing the field?
AND...Heather Mills isn't C list...ENT hates her. She'd be F list.
ReplyDelete#1 - Clooney and the magazine licker. lol sex smell wears off sooner or later. Just let it air out haha
ReplyDeleteEnty- Post Lainey's new blind! I need help!
ReplyDeleteSounds like Tom Hanks owns a Bentley.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Travis Barker/Shanna Moakler guess. Although, she might be lower than C list! But they have such a love/hate on-again/off-again relationship.
ReplyDeleteI also considered Dave and Carmen, but I think that was kind of friendly and it was a few years ago... not that recent.
pretty sure it AIN'T valerie bertinelli. read her book while in the hospital. she and eddie are good friends, but she is involved with a very nice man now.
ReplyDeleteshe's also not into the real kinky sex, i think.
I still think Dave and Carmen. Supposedly she is with Joan Jett now so maybe Dave is pissed she's with a chick even though he seems to enjoy making out with Tommy Lee. Dave is also a real slut and spent time with hookers during the marriage. My sister used to be an "escort" and he was her client once right after he married Carmen. I think this friendly routine of theirs is fake.
ReplyDeleteCarmen's been with the guitarist for Korn for a while, and was on the whole leg of the European tour, I think they are planning on getting married.
ReplyDeleteDoing something this mean spirited would be right up Nikki Sixx's alley. He's a complete pig, and has been unbelievably cruel to Donna D'Errico during the divorce. Kat should be careful, this guy HATES woman. All women deep down. Her turn will come.
Doubt Clooney is number one. He mostly uses Limos. He's pretty proud of the fuel modified cars he owns. Doubt he'd buy her or anyone a 150k car. Did anyone notice how sad and miserable his mom was the night she had to goto dinner with Sarah, she looked like she was about to cry. Very sadly disappointed in his choice of "escort".
I am going with James Woods for number one. He's dumb and rich enough to be blackmailed into buying a car that a good detailing would have fixed.
#1 Sean Penn
ReplyDelete#1 Robin Williams
ReplyDelete#2 Kid Rock and Pammie