Ryan Seacrest Wants You To Know He Cares

Did you know Ryan Seacrest gave away his American Idol paycheck from this week to show he cares about charity? Yes, no one heard about it, so Ryan arranged for a "source" to leak it to People (who else) and the "source" even had an official sounding statement.

“When he and Simon went to Africa last year and saw the children, it was really life-altering for him,” says the source. “He just knew he had to do his part and be willing to put his money where his mouth is.”

Oh, and he also wanted you to know that he was doing it. Just couldn't go quietly into that good night. Hey, and Ryan if you are so concerned about charity, why are you just giving one weekly check from your second lowest paying job? Give away something more and this time don't let us know about it. Just do it for selfless reasons, and not for attention.

Oh, and get the whore to give away her Bentley while you are at it. She bought it with the money your production company is paying her, so why not tell her to sell it, and donate the money to a worthy cause. She can go out and get one of those Toyota Prius' you are always yammering about on the radio. Or, honestly a little walking would do her good. Have you seen her ass lately?