Ry Ry Might Be On The Market Soon
According to a report in the Boston Herald, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were having a very heated argument right in front of the entire world. OK, well at least in downtown Boston.
“The Ryan guy was clearly being a baby,” said our spy. “She kept grabbing his arm and he’d yank it away and she’d keep saying ‘Ry, come on, Ry. Stop.’
You know how you know this source knows what they are talking about? No one could make up that Ry s**t. It sounds just like something Scarlett would call him, and I can also see Ry Ry being a big baby.
“He kept switching directions on the sidewalk like he wanted her to leave, responding over and over, ‘Roger that!’ - whatever that was supposed to mean.”
Giving Scarlett the cold shoulder while I guess he was talking on the phone or something. If he was actually walking down the sidewalk mumbling "Roger that!" to himself, then I don't think we can discount that Scarlett was helping him get through the splitting pain in his head from the voodoo needles Alanis sends into his body each and every day.
The hostilities ceased when the couple noticed that there was a photographer trailing them.
“He grabbed her hand and stormed away,” said our snoop.
Ahh nothing like some hand holding when the photographers come rolling your way. Hey, the guy says he is 32 and she is 23, so there is a big age gap. Plus I think she is into more of the lets have sex with a bunch of different people and enjoy the experience and Ryan is the guy who wants to stay at home with one person and watch his movies repeatedly.
“The Ryan guy was clearly being a baby,” said our spy. “She kept grabbing his arm and he’d yank it away and she’d keep saying ‘Ry, come on, Ry. Stop.’
You know how you know this source knows what they are talking about? No one could make up that Ry s**t. It sounds just like something Scarlett would call him, and I can also see Ry Ry being a big baby.
“He kept switching directions on the sidewalk like he wanted her to leave, responding over and over, ‘Roger that!’ - whatever that was supposed to mean.”
Giving Scarlett the cold shoulder while I guess he was talking on the phone or something. If he was actually walking down the sidewalk mumbling "Roger that!" to himself, then I don't think we can discount that Scarlett was helping him get through the splitting pain in his head from the voodoo needles Alanis sends into his body each and every day.
The hostilities ceased when the couple noticed that there was a photographer trailing them.
“He grabbed her hand and stormed away,” said our snoop.
Ahh nothing like some hand holding when the photographers come rolling your way. Hey, the guy says he is 32 and she is 23, so there is a big age gap. Plus I think she is into more of the lets have sex with a bunch of different people and enjoy the experience and Ryan is the guy who wants to stay at home with one person and watch his movies repeatedly.
Hey, I'd watch his movies over and over with him, no sweat. Well, maybe not the Blade movie......I'm just waiting for good enough credit to finance a killer rack, and I am so there.
ReplyDeleteI have the Blade movie he was ok kind of annoying.
ReplyDeleteAh, he's probably feeling insecure and pouty. Alanis was reliable and kind of plain, and then he gets a true glamour-puss when he hooks up with Scarlett. She's got a cd coming out soon, and buzz is she's actually good, she's a decent actress and she's gorgeous and revered by men (and women) the world over. That's tough to deal with when you're the partner, and he's probably feeling it. Or, she could have just said something stupid and he was annoyed. Whatever the case, I agree that this relationship might be in the winter season.
ReplyDeleteHe sounds like a little brat.
ReplyDeleteYikes! no wonder so many people have image issues, when we consider Alanis to be plain, there aint much hope for us average folk.
ReplyDeletei think he's wayyyy more into her than she he.
ReplyDeletedumbass.
lol I'd like to have seen that.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could send a little note to Scarlett telling her to quit begging and walk away. Men don't want to discuss the relationship endlessly. Sometimes you have to say your piece (be it an apology or bitchout) and walk away.
ReplyDeleteshe is gross with her flipper arms, pigeon toes, and pointy face. I just don't get why people think she is hot. tits and blonde I guess...
ReplyDeleteI had my house broken into and haven't slept in days because of it. This is the only story that has made me smile all week.
ReplyDeletestacy that sux hun...been there it is an awful feeling. i slept with a knife under my pillow for a week until i cut my thumb. then it went under the mattress.
ReplyDeletei always thought they were a cute couple. don't really care if they break up.
ReplyDelete"Ryan is the guy who wants to stay at home with one person and watch his movies repeatedly."
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! I guess if you're that pretty you can't be blamed for having a big ego.
she's not so foo-foo... she's got a burly nose peircing... the one like a bull? i forget the name.
ReplyDeleteshe fared pretty well for starting out pretty young in the industry. i haven't seen her cooter in us magazine, she's not all winehoused up-that's why i'm cool on her. plus she seems less stuffy/more real than natalie portman.