Random Photos Part One
Just to let you know there is a slightly NSFW image about halfway through this. It would be really NSFW if not for the distance and some strategically placed flower pots, ala Austin Powers.
Catherine Zeta-Jones on the set of her new film. I bet she's just grateful not to be home changing diapers. No, not her kids diapers.
Lets see. Cindy Crawford is rich, happily married, gorgeous, never ages and does charity work. Me? Poor, divorced six times, ugly as hell, look older than dirt, but I do charity work. So, I have something in common with Cindy Crawford. Not a bad day then. Drinks for everyone.
Mary Kate Olsen yesterday, and Ashley Olsen today. That way I don't get confused. Actually as they age it is getting easier. That and Ashley looks less freaky on a daily basis. In fact, as I look at this photo again, I would say that Ashley looks rather attractive.
Jessica Collins, Dean Cain and Rebecca Gayheart. Rebecca looks so much better now that she is eating again. See, she went to In-N-Out and the next thing you know she has probably been back twenty times and has gained ten pounds.
To me Isabella Rossellini will always be beautiful even if she is dressed like a nun at a baseball game.
Note to Gwen Stefani. You probably usually have your toys delivered to your house. Therefore this look on your son is probably unfamiliar to you. This expression and the subsequent Tasmanian devil energy that follows is a direct result of you taking your child into a toy aisle.
Ummm. Gisele Bundchen is selling what here? Oh. Shoes, well of course. They are featured so prominently. I'm sure her ad campaign is her in lingerie and bikinis carrying her shoes.
Dayanara Torres shows the world that she doesn't hold a grudge. Here she is posing with her former husband Marc Anthony.
"Sure. Chicks, dudes. Whatever you are into, I can do."
Jamie Lynn Spears is due on June 29th. Now, I'm no gestation expert, but in her pregnancy announcement I believe she implied that she had just learned she was pregnant and not three months along which is how the math adds up.
Well if you had Rebecca Gayheart earlier you know Eric Dane is lurking around somewhere. Here he is with Jason Lewis. Please refrain from all comments pertaining to man sandwiches.
James Hunter - London
Ahh, the NSFW photo. The woman having her breasts suckled on in public is Daisy Fuentes. I believe that is what one refers to as having tan lines.
Do you want to smell like Tim McGraw? Me either, but he is still out there selling this stuff thinking people will.
Santogold - London
This is Suge Knight. Apparently he was invited to a party that also had most of the NFL's first round draft picks present. I'm guessing the NFL would rather not have its future players doing business or getting involved with Suge Knight. That is just a guess.
Matthew Borderick is back to his fug ways which would be ok I guess, but now he is dragging people I love like Brittany Snow into his fug hole.
Jack Nicholson - Tokyo. Really is there anything more that needs to be said after seeing this photo. It's a press conference for The Bucket List and after he will go drinking and whoring in Tokyo. I see it all in the photo.
