With so much attention paid to Tina Fey last week, I think it is only fitting that Alec Baldwin get top spot today.
Adrianne Curry proves that the tongue is resilient. No matter how many places it has been, it takes a lot for it to actually fall off.
When did Aisha Tyler turn into Foxy Brown?

Alex Frost apparently didn't read the sign in the mirror before taking the photo.

Anna Faris isn't looking so great. She is discovering what divorce does to you. Now, imagine six of them and you get an idea of what I look like, but with bigger breasts. Yes, thank God, for the man bra.

Donald Sutherland is like 1,000 and still gets more action in one night than I have got in the last five years.

Sometimes there is a thing called too much action. You just have to learn where to draw the line and I don't think Donald has quite learned how to say no.

Cam Gigandet must mean huge Adam's apple in some language.

I'm probably ruining any shot with Emmanuelle Chriqui. Oh, who am I kidding I have no shot, so I can say that she is kind of ruining it for me with that look.

David Tennant and his new lady.

I guess Victoria Beckham had some kind of beard fetish this week.

Wow. Hale Berry is just wow.

Gogol Bordello - Coachella

Elvis Costello - New Orleans

Lauren Conrad at the White House Correspondent's dinner makes sense. Does she even know what a correspondent is? How about the White House? No, not White Castle. The White House.

The one and only JJ Abrams.

Jenna Dewan is calling herself an actress now. Do they get paid by the hour?

Pete Wentz last wore this suit at his middle school graduation. Still fits. Kind of.

Metric - Coachella

This is the most clothing Mariah Carey has worn in the last two years. Combined.
