Monday, April 28, 2008

Random Photos Part One

With so much attention paid to Tina Fey last week, I think it is only fitting that Alec Baldwin get top spot today.

Adrianne Curry proves that the tongue is resilient. No matter how many places it has been, it takes a lot for it to actually fall off.
When did Aisha Tyler turn into Foxy Brown?

Alex Frost apparently didn't read the sign in the mirror before taking the photo.
Anna Faris isn't looking so great. She is discovering what divorce does to you. Now, imagine six of them and you get an idea of what I look like, but with bigger breasts. Yes, thank God, for the man bra.
Donald Sutherland is like 1,000 and still gets more action in one night than I have got in the last five years.

Sometimes there is a thing called too much action. You just have to learn where to draw the line and I don't think Donald has quite learned how to say no.
Cam Gigandet must mean huge Adam's apple in some language.
I'm probably ruining any shot with Emmanuelle Chriqui. Oh, who am I kidding I have no shot, so I can say that she is kind of ruining it for me with that look.

David Tennant and his new lady.
I guess Victoria Beckham had some kind of beard fetish this week.

Wow. Hale Berry is just wow.

Gogol Bordello - Coachella
Elvis Costello - New Orleans

Lauren Conrad at the White House Correspondent's dinner makes sense. Does she even know what a correspondent is? How about the White House? No, not White Castle. The White House.

The one and only JJ Abrams.
Jenna Dewan is calling herself an actress now. Do they get paid by the hour?
Pete Wentz last wore this suit at his middle school graduation. Still fits. Kind of.

Metric - Coachella
This is the most clothing Mariah Carey has worn in the last two years. Combined.

24 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:53 AM

    LOVE Metric. Heard "Dead Disco" about five years ago on Canadian radio and decided it'd be on the soundtrack to my life, heh.

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  2. i still love Adrianne.
    Elvis Costello = ♥
    I didn't know that Anna Faris was going through a divorce.

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  3. ahh i didn't realize i was signed in as my husband. Patrick was me lol

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  4. I wish Mariah would realize she looks soooo much better with regular clothes on rather than 80's style hooker clothes on.

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  5. Pretty sure Jenna Dewan is the answer to a blind item from quite some time ago.

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  6. I'm thinking Mariah Carey looks better when... um... nevermind. She's pretty much always nasty.

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  7. Anonymous10:09 AM

    I really liked Ashlee and Pete better when they weren't in my face all the time.

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  8. Anonymous10:11 AM

    yay Metric. I saw them years ago. I haven't like Emily Haines's solo stuff as much, so I'm glad to see she's stickin' with the band.

    JJ Abrams is kinda cute.

    And Cam Gigandet looks cute all done up. But I don't think his Adam's apple is what's so huge. I think he's got such a low body-fat percentage that the divot between his first ribs is really hollow.

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  9. seriously Pete and Ashlee are morphing into the same person. Have some originality for cripes sake!

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  10. Cam Gigandet looks amazing. Can't wait to see him in Twilight.

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  11. Oh, how I love Metric; 'Raw Sugar' and 'Grow Up And Blow Away' are some of my jams. Now, let's be real: who had a crush on Pete Wentz when Fallout Boy hit the scene?! I did and looking at that picture makes me realize that drinking really isn't the way to go. Just ew.

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  12. Oh angela, but did you see him on Friday on FFF. My crush has just begun, I couldn't get him and his equipment out of my mind all weekend!

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  13. The woman in the 2nd pic with Donald Sutherland looks like a prisoner of her dress -- everything needs to be a little shorter and tighter and voila cuteness.
    Aisha Tyler's dress is too short though-- and does anyone look good in batwing sleeves?
    I think Jenna Dewan is beeyootiful --she looks bright and happy here

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  14. Anonymous11:32 AM

    Ah, dancersmom, you and I share a secret shame...happened like that for me too, right down to the thinking about it all weekend part.

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  15. Anonymous11:35 AM

    I can't stand Ashlee she is as much of a bimbo as her sister. Why does she always slouch when she is next to her gay boyfriend. Also why do they have to have matching hair style.

    I am cranky today LOL.

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  16. Who is this Cam guy? I have no clue who he is...have I been under a rock? lol

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  17. You probably could have cropped the Halle Berry pic to just show her chest.

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  18. Anna Faris + divorce = the BI about the actress who, in order to get out of her spur-of-the-moment quickie wedding would have to file for divorce thus allowing people to know she was ever even married to begin with...

    anyone remember that one? We thought it was Lohan for a hot minute because she whisked herself off to the Cirque Lodge after some Vegas bender?

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  19. Metric is great! JJ made Lost and I thank him for that :)

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  20. Why do bloggers like Ent and TMZ keep Laura Conrad and Hiedi Montag on their pages??

    They aren't talented and don't deserve to be in the "news", you said that yourself.

    You are part of the problem, not part of the solution....if they disapeared from your site forever, there would be no clamoring for their return, no loss of clicks and traffic....go ahead and stop posting anything about them, please, so they may fade form our conciousness as soon as possible.

    On another topic - Pete Wentz - looks like if you lifted up his bangs, his hair line would be way back there.

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  21. Pete Wentz has to be fugliest man I've ever seen. He looks like a gargoyle.

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  22. Aisha Tyler has been looking Foxy Brown for awhile. Those legs can't be bought at the Quicky Plastic Surgery Mart.

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  23. ragdoll, i thought that BI was revealed as jessica alba and cash warren...

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  24. I'm thinking the BI about a reality tv show "star" that's now doing porn with a wig is Adrienne Curry.

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