Random Photos Part One

Did Annabella Sciorra get knocked up and no one told me? Because this is kind of ruining my the porn music running through my head as I imagine her and Padma Lakshmi.
Wow. I think Vince Gill needs to take up a new sport other than golf. It is obviously not a weight loss sport. Amy Grant looks delightful. People wanted new adjectives and of course the first one that comes out of my head is a James Lipton one.
I am willing to wager that you won't see Alice Cooper on the Op Bus tour selling out to Wal-Mart.
The Lemonheads - Los Angeles

I know I said I wouldn't bring anything up about the you know what in the oven, and I keep my word. This photo is just here because I think Ellen looks charming. Delicious is next up on the sheet, but that would seem wrong. Very wrong.
Well, if you got $50 pal, you can probably get more than high five.
Carmen Electra is engaged. She just loves those musicians. And Dennis Rodman. This guy is Rob Patterson.
haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha. Oh, I have tears running down my face. Gretchen Wilson - Dallas

Gwyneth Paltrow looking delicious (told you) two days in a row which would be consecutively if I wanted to use less words. It does seem kind of Shirley Maclaine-ish, but it works.
Finally, I can play with myself in public and not be arrested.

Fred Durst morphs into Richard Hatch.
Someone just needs to explain this one to me.

I was wondering where all the women who sold roses at bars went. They went to Korea and sell them at award ceremonies. Probably charge more, but less drunks trying to hit on women, so it is probably a wash.
Julianne Moore in Paris Vogue.
Have no idea what she is doing, because she didn't get that big when she was pregnant. I will tune in to the first episode, but more for Marc, rather than her. I want to see that guy, and their interaction.
Iman on consecutive days is always a pleasure. Actually she could just move in.
Mary J. Blige and Prince. No, wait that's Jada Pinkett Smith. Happy Halloween????

Mick Jones - Los Angeles
A couple of things. First, this photo was taken in Australia where it is now our October so technically after Labor Day. Plus, I want to know how Tom Cruise managed to hollow his shoes out and convert them to heels so quickly.
Mandisa - Nashville
I like to spice things up for you because I know you are like the Governor and want fresh meat. This is from l to r Lote Tuqiri, Tim Cahill, and John Alosi.

Looks like Steve Martin stopped by Matthew Broderick's house on the way over.

Well to give Sienna Miller her dues, at least she is wearing clothes.
"So, let me get this straight. You call each other every morning and pick out a turban color everyone wears."
Tonight is the night. After weeks of delays from the CO$, the interview with Jenna Miscavige is finally going to air tonight on Nightline. Set the DVR's, and buckle in for the ride.
Molly Shannon looks penguinriffic.
Wycleaf Jean can't quite reach around to get the tag off.

Did anyone know that Will Arnett is 8 feet tall?
I hate people who kiss on the red carpet. EXCEPT for The Veronicas.
Tina Fey looks stunning, and Chris, go put on your Mango costume and make it a real party.
Hey look it's Tina Fey again, and the gorgeous Amy Poehler