Random Photos Part One
When is the last time two guys had first position? If you are going to do it, Adrian Pasdar and Milo Ventimiglia are not a bad way to go.
When did Ciara get, hmmm, what's the word? Busty. Have they always been that big. Normally I would notice something like that. I'm good that way. I'm not good in many other ways, but I'm good that way.
Idiot move of the day. As Chevy Chase jams the microphone up against his head, the guy on the right is telling him that they are going to have to shut down the Earth Day celebrations because the lightning is getting too intense.
This is Brian McFadden. You know he can't be 100% normal because he did marry Kerry Katona. I mean would any of you do that? No, I mean if she didn't promise you money.
Amy Winehouse doesn't need it to be April 20th to celebrate now does she? Everyday is 4/20 for Amy.
The models from ANTM. I know, I know but what do you when they are from Australia? They really are ANTM. In the US, it should be USNTM, but that kind of sounds like some kind of nuclear submarine. I think these are the three finalists from ANTM. What do you think?
Whatever Elsa Pataky wants to sell me, I will buy.
Elizabeth McGovern is still beautiful, but she just has completely changed her appearance. I didn't even recognize her.
I think this is the first appearance for Dan Stevens in Random Photos.
Dave Matthews - Honolulu
So in the UK, Dame is a good thing and here in the US, it is a bad thing huh? She still looks good for a dame.
Jennifer Aniston is all alone and she honestly could use some time alone. Do check out the guy in the upper right. At no time does he ever leave his chair and try and flirt with her. He just lays there and lays there and keeps his hands resting comfortably on his
"area."
"I like sitting. When you sit, it is resting. Resting is good when it is sitting. Resting is bad when it isn't sitting, unless of course you are sleeping and resting, then not sitting is ok. As long as you are resting."
Gemma Arterton is going to be in the new Bond film, while everyone better know Mackenzie Crook, and no, not just from the Pirates of The Caribbean.
I will spare you the up close photos of Emma Watson and her first upskirt photo which was taken on her 18th birthday no less. I do that because this is a fu**king family site. I will say that she doesn't shave. Was that too much information? This one is going to be trouble. Time for the parents to have another talk with her.
Do you ever think that Jodie Marsh just wishes she could take it all back? The ginormous breasts, the tattoos which list her name and address, and just being well, awful. When she is 60, what the hell is she going to be doing? I know she is stuck with what she has become, but there must be times when she wants to take it all back.
That's not offensive.
Jack Johnson - Honolulu
I meant to put this photo up on Friday. Joan Jett looks absolutely amazing, and I'm not just saying that because she likes to call me late at night and talk dirty. She looks truly incredible.
At what age do you start to grow up and stop sporting the sideways baseball cap?
Everyone is all smiles now. Honestly after the s**t that Naomi Campbell called these two, I wouldn't be as nice as they are. They are truly two incredible women.
Well, at least Melinda Messenger doesn't have to worry about ironing her dress.
You know what? Kate Beckinsale is always in front, but Len Wiseman, today you look good enough to be on your own. Of course, if you weren't standing next to Kate, no one would recognize you, but we'll work on it.
Kelly Brook is in a class of her own. Wow.
And a man who really has no class. Jeremy Piven.
I'm surprised Ziggy Marley was even conscious on 4/20 let alone could play a concert.
"Listen each time you duck walk, it's an extra $500. Now move."
The couple of the day. Simon Pegg and Maureen McCann.
Do you think Ray-J talked her into a film yet? Seriously, I would watch.
Patrick Duffy at the BAFTA's. Guess those Step By Step reruns are really taking off.
