Oh, and Michelle Branch was amazing.
Speaking of amazing, Christina Applegate looks great. I wonder if she has seen the photos of her ex and just starts laughing.
Sorry. I know you all love Balthazar Getty but the press conference photos were only from the waist up. One downer though might be the cold sore on Mr. Getty's lip.
"Sure. I'll hold your kid. Can she have shot?"
It kind of looks like this is the first time Deryck has ever got to second doesn't it? I will spare you the photos where he is trying to stick a finger in her ass. Seriously. I wouldn't kid about that stuff.
F**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k. Jamie Oliver beat me.
Daniel Craig looks incredible.
Random Australian dude, Clayton Watson.
Christian Slater looks, umm, fit. In case you wanted to see more of Tamara Mellon, the Daily Mail has her without the top part of this suit on.
Christie Brinkley looks great.
This woman's name is Mama. Yep. She doesn't go out much. Every two seconds when she goes to the mall though people are hollering her name. Unfortunately they are all lost 5 year old kids.
Random Australian dude, Clayton Watson.
Christian Slater looks, umm, fit. In case you wanted to see more of Tamara Mellon, the Daily Mail has her without the top part of this suit on.
Christie Brinkley looks great.
This woman's name is Mama. Yep. She doesn't go out much. Every two seconds when she goes to the mall though people are hollering her name. Unfortunately they are all lost 5 year old kids.
Don't like this look on Pink and so you know it doesn't look good on Lily Allen.
Ten years ago, Camille Grammar was wearing that top as a dress.
Jake Wall is yet another random Australian dude. I think he was on their dancing on ice reality show.
OK, ignore Jessica Simpson. I know, I know. Give you something hard to do right? See, the woman with all the work done right behind Jessica? You know she is just praying she gets in the club, and has been regaling everyone in line about how she used to always get into all the clubs. She is the kind of woman who ends up on Maury in the show titled "My mom acts 13."
After banging all his co-stars, Robert Downey Jr, figures what the hell and makes his move on the Iron Man prototype.
Ten years ago, Camille Grammar was wearing that top as a dress.
Jake Wall is yet another random Australian dude. I think he was on their dancing on ice reality show.
OK, ignore Jessica Simpson. I know, I know. Give you something hard to do right? See, the woman with all the work done right behind Jessica? You know she is just praying she gets in the club, and has been regaling everyone in line about how she used to always get into all the clubs. She is the kind of woman who ends up on Maury in the show titled "My mom acts 13."
After banging all his co-stars, Robert Downey Jr, figures what the hell and makes his move on the Iron Man prototype.
Rachel Bilson looks great.
Seriously. With all the stupid laws in the world, there must be someone who has tried to ban muttonchops.
Matt Damon in a Darfur ad campaign.
OK. Here's the deal. Ferris Bueller was one of my favorite movies. Hell, I even liked The Freshman. Matthew Broderick is ruining Ferris for me each and ever day he decides to dress like this for the cameras. He needs to either stop going out in public or come up with some kind of outfit that says he makes more than $3 a day and buys his clothes at Salvation Army. His clothes never fit write, they are ugly and he is ruining my movie. How about shaving the head and getting a tattoo. It doesn't have to be long, but please oh please do something. The comb over, the ugly ties and the brown. Always the brown. Please make it stop.
The Who - London
Seriously. With all the stupid laws in the world, there must be someone who has tried to ban muttonchops.
Matt Damon in a Darfur ad campaign.
OK. Here's the deal. Ferris Bueller was one of my favorite movies. Hell, I even liked The Freshman. Matthew Broderick is ruining Ferris for me each and ever day he decides to dress like this for the cameras. He needs to either stop going out in public or come up with some kind of outfit that says he makes more than $3 a day and buys his clothes at Salvation Army. His clothes never fit write, they are ugly and he is ruining my movie. How about shaving the head and getting a tattoo. It doesn't have to be long, but please oh please do something. The comb over, the ugly ties and the brown. Always the brown. Please make it stop.
The Who - London
Roger Daltry might be 300 years old, but he still looks pretty good. Thanks for the picture, Enty!
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ReplyDeleteI'd definitely take Jake instead of Clayton as the random australian dude in my bed... er.. scratch that last bit. Here are some more photos of Jake with his shirt off. Chairman Bob approves!
Camille Grammar = former whore?
OK. Here's the deal. Ferris Bueller was one of my favorite movies.
ReplyDeleteCould Matthew Broderick be the answer to the blind item about the actor doing meth?
I'll have to check it :-/
"Ten years ago, Camille Grammar was wearing that top as a dress."
ReplyDeleteAs a bridesmaid at someone's wedding!
Do you think Avril would hire her man out as a boob massager?
ReplyDeleteIs Trenyce the answer to the BI about the reality star-"cum"-porn star?
ReplyDeleteWasn't Camille Grammar a stripper in her younger days? I think she now refers to herself as a "former model". In her dreams, maybe. I could swear she used to admit to having had a rather shameful past (but she wasn't ashamed of it).
ReplyDeleteLet's play 'can you spot the word used incorrectly'? My eyes find these types of things immediately.
ReplyDeleteSavion Glover?
ReplyDeleteOh wow, EL, just went to the top of my list.
I had a list and didn't even know it.
hey k--
ReplyDelete"His clothes never fit write, they are ugly and he is ruining my movie"
never fit *right*
do I win something :)
-uj
im sorry El but i never liked Ferris Bueller. While i have a lot of love for most teen moives from then i could never get why everyone liked this one.
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I love the Election though.
Jessica Simpson really needs to learn her body shape and start dressing that one instead of the one she thinks she has. Big boobed girls do not do high knecked!
Paging Stacy n Clinton!
jesus..my spelling is awful on mondays. pls forgive.
ReplyDeleteIs RDjr the answer to a blind about someone sleeping with others on the set?
ReplyDeleteDaniel Craig has a gorgeous bod, but if I ever met him I wouldn't pay it a second's attention because I could never stop looking into those eyes. ( Lainey agrees with me.)
ReplyDeleteChristie looks wonderful!
ReplyDeleteLiken the random Aussie doods. :D
....and there is always room for Rush!
Geddy rawks.
Sara, Sara, Sara!! You may just have something there, my friend!!!! Does Trenyce have any kidlets?
ReplyDeleteuni j - you win the grand prize! my grammar/spelling adoration. not worth a whole lot, but it's somethin'!
ReplyDeleteuni j - you win the grand prize! my grammar/spelling adoration. not worth a whole lot, but it's somethin'!
ReplyDeleteI love Christina Applegate, and her show is actually funny. She's one of those so-called 'survivors'. Gotta respect her for that.
ReplyDeleteThe only Bond film I've ever seen is the one with Daniel Craig in it. I could never watch another unless he was Bond, James Bond. He's delicious.
Umm...I don't get the Darfur ad campaign. Really, what's the deal with that picture? What's it about? Enlighten me.
LOVE Christina Applegate, and she DOES look great there!
ReplyDeleteChristie Brinkley must have made a pact with the devil or something...what is she, 54 years old? And she looks better than all the 20 year old starlets out there? Amazing.
I didn't like Lily Allen's blonde at first, but I think she got it evened out of something, because it looks MUCH better there. It's cute.
Yeah I don't get the Darfur ads either. Blowtorch (I'm guessing) aimed at a Barbie?
Wha?
Too deep for me, I guess...
Eeeewwww can't stand Jessica Bimbo Simpson.
ReplyDeleteChristie Brinkley looks very nice. Wonder if she is dating anyone.
Daniel Craig looks yummy. I was watching Casino Royale, my husband said you only want to see him coming out of the water hahaha.
Amy Wino looks pretty bad. Does she have Aids?
No kids for Trenyce. She does have a huge mouth of her own, tho. The BI doesn't really explain what Ent meant by that. I went to her MySpace page and it doesn't look as though she has much of a problem with getting nekkid. Also, her career is in the toliet.
ReplyDeleteJake Wall is in a long term relationship with former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins. They are THE most beautiful couple.
ReplyDeleteDarfur campaign photos explanation:
ReplyDeleteThey're meant to dramatize the sudden and violent decimation of childhood/loss of innocence for the young victims in Darfur.
"$3 a day and buys his clothes at Salvation Army. His clothes never fit write"
ReplyDeleteSorry lawyer but right. Unless he's writing about his clothes....oi vey!
Thanks for including Jake he's one of my favourites in Oz!
ReplyDeleteWow, if you hadn't told me that was Lily, I'd never have guessed. See what happens when you start doing your own TV show.
ReplyDeleteI love this site. Everyone is so hilarious and the blinds keep me entertained all day thinking of who it could be, especially the juicy ones. love it!
ReplyDeleteQuestion though, what picture is he referring to of Christina Applegate ex?
I would take a giant bite out of Daniel Craig. I will never care about another Bond again.
ReplyDeleteIs Avril dead? Her coloring has paled past pasty to cadaver white.
ReplyDeletemj&cj, I think EL is talking about this photo he posted of her ex with Brittany Snow. Ex isn't as hunky as he once was.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search?q=Johnathon+Schaech
crichmond - apparently those are old photos. I found the whole set on egotastic and it was rejected for being old.
ReplyDeleteHere's an animation of the set
And The finger in the crack
In regards to the Winehouse photo, who would let their baby be held by a person with raging impetigo? It's highly contagious. Yick!
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