People Are Ashamed To Be Seen With Jessica Simpson

If you never thought Jessica Simpson was someone you called for sex and nothing else, then you obviously have not read the new issue of Glamour Magazine. The things I do for you people. I mean do you know how many ads are in these women's magazines before you even get to the table of contents? And articles? As far as I can tell, Vogue doesn't even actually have articles. Oh, they promise an article or two on the front, but there really is nothing inside but ad after ad. The upside is my basement has never smelled better with all of the perfume ads now spread around.

Anyway in this month's Glamour, there is an interview with Jessica Simpson. She first talks about how Tony Romo reignited her career. Umm, as far as I know, the pilot light is still out on that one.

"He made me feel comfortable (being myself) again. We got to know each other by talking, which I think is the best way."

I think it is the best way also except where it concerns people who have trouble stringing together more than one sentence before doing what Daddy taught them and shoving out your breasts for the world to see.

On their first date when she and Tony shared their first kiss, this is what she said. "I had butterflies you would not imagine. I wanted to puke in the cupholder.
"I said, 'Were you just trying to kiss me in front of all these people?' I was taken aback by someone wanting to kiss me in public. Because normally people are ashamed."

She probably wanted to puke in the cupholder because she hadn't had a chance to stop in the bathroom on the way out of the restaurant. But the clincher is that last line. Normally people are ashamed to kiss her in public. As a guy who has been known to be an ass once or twice and had the odd booty call or two when I was under 300 pounds, I will say upfront that her answer is the classic booty call answer.

There are some women that for whatever reason we don't want anyone to see us out. It could be that she has two noses or has no hair. It could be that you are cheating on your significant other. The thing they have going for them though is they are usually really good in bed. So, in my mind, Jessica Simpson went up a few notches.

I'm sure that when she was being passed around like a box of chocolates in the past few years and no one wanting to be seen with her that she felt like that. I actually feel sorry for her now. Unfortunately for her, the guys who usually take out booty call girls in public usually have something wrong with them which is why they are with the booty call girl. Or the guy is being paid or doing it as a bet.

A little advice to Jessica. We know you are dating a Dallas Cowboys football player. We got it. Each and every piece of your wardrobe does not need to remind us of that fact. All it does is make us think you are a stalker and that you are trying to convince the world that the relationship is real. So, unless you are getting a piece of the merchandising, stop.