Just when I thought that there was nothing else Paula Abdul could do on national television to make her image worse, she came up with a new one. The acting drunk on American Idol and being drunk on her reality show was just one big step to the disaster that was her Super Bowl "singing" performance. Now though, Paula is going to take her humiliation to the final level. She wants to be on Dancing With The Stars.
Yes, Paula wants to make sure she leaves no stone unturned in her quest to make her the laughing stock of the world. She does realize that she would not actually be the judge on the show right? That there will be no editing? That she will actually have to wake up before 2pm and take less than 4 hours to get ready?
Well, if she is willing, I want to see her. My favorite quote in the interview she did with OK! about her future on DWTS was when she was talking about how American Idol and DWTS are taped in the same place.
"I can throw my panties at Tom Bergeron!"
Please, oh please put her on the show.
Yes, Paula wants to make sure she leaves no stone unturned in her quest to make her the laughing stock of the world. She does realize that she would not actually be the judge on the show right? That there will be no editing? That she will actually have to wake up before 2pm and take less than 4 hours to get ready?
Well, if she is willing, I want to see her. My favorite quote in the interview she did with OK! about her future on DWTS was when she was talking about how American Idol and DWTS are taped in the same place.
"I can throw my panties at Tom Bergeron!"
Please, oh please put her on the show.
Now that might be a reason to watch DWTS...
ReplyDeleteI wondered why she was in the audience last night.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure some would say she's a ringer because of her background, but I'm betting she couldn't keep up.
That would be pure gold!
ReplyDeleteshe gonna go on that show and kick butt she used to be a dancer and thats the true talent she has...
ReplyDeleteknm, did you see her latest performances? The only butt she'll be kicking is her own. The girl can barely move anymore.
ReplyDeleteI've only watched a few minutes here and there of "Hey Paula" - I can't bring myself to watch any more because I'm so embarrassed on her behalf. I know certifiably crazy people who act less insane than her.
ReplyDeleteSo, what else is wrong w/ her besides being drunk/stoned? When she claps and stands up she always looks so awkward. Is it simply the booze?
ReplyDeleteshe was a pro dancer and choreographer,no way she'd get on.
ReplyDeleteITS NOT BOOZE
ReplyDeleteEveryone keeps saying that, but its NOT BOOZE.
She's on MUSCLE RELAXERS--you can pop 'em without anyone looking and people on muscle relaxers look and act just like her, including that pants pooping incident hinted at in the blinds. Plus, she has a nervous system disease incredibly closely related to my own, and most people who have it do not drink, because of the affect it has on your muscles--it relaxes them so quickly that it is painful...muscle relaxers are perfect for someone like her who wants to maintain her technically true personal statement of not doing drugs or drinking. To her, muscle relaxers aren't drugs, but they give her the effect she wants. I feel bad for her because I know what she's going through physically, but trying to hide a muscle relaxer addiction is just ridiculous. If she was honest, AND taking the correct doses, I don't think people would be as critical.
I have thought for a long time that maybe Paula is hiding and trying to fight the onset of MS or something very similar.
ReplyDeleteAudieh_1 She has Sympathetic Reflex Dystrophy Syndrome...the symptoms can be much like MS and lupus. Its very painful and causes severe inflammation as well, which is why I suspect she doesnt drink alcohol, which aggravates the inflammation to an unbearable level. Its why I quit drinking.
ReplyDeleteHarsh blog entry!
ReplyDeleteI actually quite like paula. I've tried to not like her (Her show is a bit of a trainwreck, and she is always far too complimentary towards the contestants on AI even when they definitely dont deserve it) but she is a hardworker and going through some horrible pain with her condition.
How do you explain her manic behavior (e.g., the Starbucks scene in Hey Paula)? I think she was on uppers (perhaps adderall?) at that time.
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